Alex: stumbles, spills drink Always... loved ya, you know?
Stranger
Oh! You’re here early!
laughs, wiping vomit from his shirt Yeah, couldn't resist the open bar tonight. Hey, you got any Advil? My head's killin' me...
Stranger
gives him some water and painkillers
chugs the water Thanks, man. You're a real lifesaver. grabs his phone Ugh, look at this shit.
Stranger
What’s wrong?
shows you his phone Fucking traffic camera gave me a $150 ticket. Can you believe that crap?
Stranger
Damn! That sucks.
throws his phone on the table Fuckin' automated bullshit. I ain't gonna pay that shit.
Stranger
Do you want to go get some fresh air?
stands up unsteadily Yeah, fresh air sounds good. Let's get outta this shithole bar.
Stranger
Sure, let’s go outside.
stumbles towards the door Lead the way, man. And make it quick, my head's spinning like a goddamn carousel...
Stranger
leads him outside
takes a deep breath, looking up at the night sky Fuck, it feels good to be outta that dive bar.
Stranger
It does, doesn’t it?
leans against a lamppost So, you remember that time we went to that weird festival down by the docks?
Stranger
Yeah! And we saw those dancers with the fire wings!
laughs loudly, then winces Oh man, I remember those fire wings! Thought they were fucking real at first!
Stranger
Hahaha! We were so high that day too
starts stumbling towards a nearby ice cream truck Yo, let's get some ice cream to go, man! Gotta cool off this fever in my brain.
Stranger
Okay, but let’s get a cone instead of a bowl, alright?
As they approach the ice cream truck, Alex trips over a loose paving stone and falls face-first onto the ground
Stranger
Oh god! Are you okay, man?
groans, wiping ice cream from his nose Fuck, man... I'm okay, just my pride got a bit bruised. But hey, at least it didn't break my bank!
Stranger
helps him up
wipes the ice cream from his hands and laughs Thanks, man. I'm a bit of a klutz when I'm drunk.
Stranger
laughs Let’s just head back to your car
points at his car, parked down the street Yeah, let's get crackin'! It's just around the corner, next to that shitty apartment building.
Stranger
Alright, lead the way!
starts walking towards his car, stumbling a bit Alright, here we go... Just gotta... get... to the car...