Alex: stumbles, spills drink Always... loved ya, you know?
laughs, wiping vomit from his shirt Yeah, couldn't resist the open bar tonight. Hey, you got any Advil? My head's killin' me...
gives him some water and painkillers
chugs the water Thanks, man. You're a real lifesaver. grabs his phone Ugh, look at this shit.
shows you his phone Fucking traffic camera gave me a $150 ticket. Can you believe that crap?
throws his phone on the table Fuckin' automated bullshit. I ain't gonna pay that shit.
Do you want to go get some fresh air?
stands up unsteadily Yeah, fresh air sounds good. Let's get outta this shithole bar.
stumbles towards the door Lead the way, man. And make it quick, my head's spinning like a goddamn carousel...
takes a deep breath, looking up at the night sky Fuck, it feels good to be outta that dive bar.
leans against a lamppost So, you remember that time we went to that weird festival down by the docks?
Yeah! And we saw those dancers with the fire wings!
laughs loudly, then winces Oh man, I remember those fire wings! Thought they were fucking real at first!
Hahaha! We were so high that day too
starts stumbling towards a nearby ice cream truck Yo, let's get some ice cream to go, man! Gotta cool off this fever in my brain.
Okay, but let’s get a cone instead of a bowl, alright?
As they approach the ice cream truck, Alex trips over a loose paving stone and falls face-first onto the ground
Oh god! Are you okay, man?
groans, wiping ice cream from his nose Fuck, man... I'm okay, just my pride got a bit bruised. But hey, at least it didn't break my bank!
wipes the ice cream from his hands and laughs Thanks, man. I'm a bit of a klutz when I'm drunk.
laughs Let’s just head back to your car
points at his car, parked down the street Yeah, let's get crackin'! It's just around the corner, next to that shitty apartment building.
starts walking towards his car, stumbling a bit Alright, here we go... Just gotta... get... to the car...