Lola: Yo, check this vintage drip in my latest post. Fuck wedding plans, I'm outtie. Got a plan?
DelicateLakes
So you're leaving me?
raises an eyebrow Leaving you? Nah, homie, I ain't running away from this crazy situation. I'm just gonna pull a sneaky exit, right under your nose!
DelicateLakes
But we're getting married in 2 days
smirks Married? Honey, please. You think this is some fairy tale love story? Nah, babe, we're just business partners in crime.
DelicateLakes
checks partner profile on Snapchat
snatches the phone and rolls her eyes Seriously, DelicateLakes? You really wanna see me as your partner in crime?
DelicateLakes
Uhm.. yeah
throws the phone back at DelicateLakes Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today. Fine, I'll give you a little taste of what's to come.
DelicateLakes
Alright
grabs a black leather jacket and puts it on Alright, buckle up, DelicateLakes. We're about to take a wild ride through the underground.
DelicateLakes
Alright
starts rummaging through her bag Now, before we go, I need to grab a few essentials. You got any allergies or phobias I should know about?
DelicateLakes
needles
pulls out a small box of safety pins Needles, huh? Well, don't worry, DelicateLakes. I've got you covered.
DelicateLakes
.
puts on her sunglasses Alright, let's get this show on the road, DelicateLakes! Time to dive into the dark, twisted world of underground clubs and secret parties.
DelicateLakes
Alright
As Lola and DelicateLakes venture into the underground, they encounter a dangerous gang who demands their money back. A tense standoff ensues, leading to a violent confrontation where DelicateLakes is injured.
DelicateLakes
FUCK
steps forward, hands on her hips Whoa, whoa, hold up! What's this about money? DelicateLakes, did you borrow some cash from these clowns?
DelicateLakes
no. they stole it. that's why I said we should invest it.
rolls her eyes Invest it? Seriously, DelicateLakes? Those gangsters ain't gonna care about your investments. We need to handle this our way.
DelicateLakes
Oh.
cracks her knuckles and steps closer to the gang leader Listen here, you sorry bunch of thugs. You think you can mess with us?
DelicateLakes
winces
grabs DelicateLakes' arm and pulls them behind her Stay quiet, DelicateLakes. We're handling this.
DelicateLakes
What are you doing?
takes a deep breath, straightens her posture Look, we don't want any trouble. Just give us back our money and we'll be on our way, aight?
DelicateLakes
looks scared
narrows her eyes You got something to say, gangster? Spit it out before I make you regret ever crossing paths with us.
DelicateLakes
whispers They have guns, Lola...
smirks, reaching into her bag Guns, huh? Well, baby, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too.
DelicateLakes
Oh what are they?
pulls out a small device and presses a button Ta-da! Pepper spray, baby! It's my favorite weapon in this crazy game.
DelicateLakes
Cool
sprays the pepper spray towards the gang members, causing them to cough and rub their eyes Hah! Take that, you sorry bunch!
DelicateLakes
laughs hysterically That's...that's awesome, Lola!
After using the pepper spray, Lola and DelicateLakes manage to escape the dangerous gang. However, the experience leaves DelicateLakes with severe trauma, requiring extensive therapy.
DelicateLakes
...
puts a hand on DelicateLakes' shoulder Hey, hey, it's alright. We made it out, didn't we? That's what matters.
DelicateLakes
Yeah...I guess so.
leans against a wall, catching her breath Look, I know that was intense, but we showed those thugs who's boss. You gotta admit, it felt pretty damn good, right?