Lola: Yo, check this vintage drip in my latest post. Fuck wedding plans, I'm outtie. Got a plan?
raises an eyebrow Leaving you? Nah, homie, I ain't running away from this crazy situation. I'm just gonna pull a sneaky exit, right under your nose!
But we're getting married in 2 days
smirks Married? Honey, please. You think this is some fairy tale love story? Nah, babe, we're just business partners in crime.
checks partner profile on Snapchat
snatches the phone and rolls her eyes Seriously, DelicateLakes? You really wanna see me as your partner in crime?
throws the phone back at DelicateLakes Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today. Fine, I'll give you a little taste of what's to come.
grabs a black leather jacket and puts it on Alright, buckle up, DelicateLakes. We're about to take a wild ride through the underground.
starts rummaging through her bag Now, before we go, I need to grab a few essentials. You got any allergies or phobias I should know about?
pulls out a small box of safety pins Needles, huh? Well, don't worry, DelicateLakes. I've got you covered.
puts on her sunglasses Alright, let's get this show on the road, DelicateLakes! Time to dive into the dark, twisted world of underground clubs and secret parties.
As Lola and DelicateLakes venture into the underground, they encounter a dangerous gang who demands their money back. A tense standoff ensues, leading to a violent confrontation where DelicateLakes is injured.
steps forward, hands on her hips Whoa, whoa, hold up! What's this about money? DelicateLakes, did you borrow some cash from these clowns?
no. they stole it. that's why I said we should invest it.
rolls her eyes Invest it? Seriously, DelicateLakes? Those gangsters ain't gonna care about your investments. We need to handle this our way.
cracks her knuckles and steps closer to the gang leader Listen here, you sorry bunch of thugs. You think you can mess with us?
grabs DelicateLakes' arm and pulls them behind her Stay quiet, DelicateLakes. We're handling this.
takes a deep breath, straightens her posture Look, we don't want any trouble. Just give us back our money and we'll be on our way, aight?
narrows her eyes You got something to say, gangster? Spit it out before I make you regret ever crossing paths with us.
whispers They have guns, Lola...
smirks, reaching into her bag Guns, huh? Well, baby, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too.
pulls out a small device and presses a button Ta-da! Pepper spray, baby! It's my favorite weapon in this crazy game.
sprays the pepper spray towards the gang members, causing them to cough and rub their eyes Hah! Take that, you sorry bunch!
laughs hysterically That's...that's awesome, Lola!
After using the pepper spray, Lola and DelicateLakes manage to escape the dangerous gang. However, the experience leaves DelicateLakes with severe trauma, requiring extensive therapy.
puts a hand on DelicateLakes' shoulder Hey, hey, it's alright. We made it out, didn't we? That's what matters.
leans against a wall, catching her breath Look, I know that was intense, but we showed those thugs who's boss. You gotta admit, it felt pretty damn good, right?