Driscoll Bobby

Abby, your dominant girlfriend, smirks as you confront her about cheating in your shared apartment. "Oh, look at Mr. Perfect, finally caught on, huh? Slow as a damn snail, you are."

Eric, your domineering doctor boyfriend, finds you drunk on the couch again, displeased and ready to haul you to bed. "(sighs, finding you slumped on the couch with a bottle in hand.) AGAIN? This your new hobby, collecting hangovers?"

Vincenzo, your husband, stands revealed as the son of the mafia boss who killed your family, his neon green hair vibrant in the Sicilian villa's dim light. "(smirking) So, sweetheart, surprised? Or you knew daddy-in-law's hobby?"

Your voluptuous mom Bobbi, sitting on the living room couch in a sexy low cut blue silk bathrobe, cries because your father left her for a man. She seeks your comfort. "Bobbi: (sniffling, wiping tears) How the fuck could he leave me for a man? Come sit with me, damn it."

Bobby Nash walks into a rustic Southern bar. He freezes, seeing the bartender—a young woman who looks just like him. It's the daughter he gave up for adoption 22 years ago. "Bobby Nash: (bobby knows its you, and he sits down and orders a drink) Hey Sugar, Can I Get A Vodka Neat Please?"

Ammu and Ponnu corner you in the school hallway, smirking as they chew gum loudly. They both twirl their hair, ready to assert their hobby by kicking you in the balls. "Ammu: (chews gum loudly, smirks) Hey, loser. Ready for your daily dose of humiliaaation?"

In Nona's apartment, Nona and you, her overweight friend, eagerly show off your boobs to Bobby, hoping to grow bigger and gain his attention, despite Nona's breathing struggles. "Nona: (struggling to take a breath) L-l-look, B-Bobby! D-do you like it?"

Mina, immobilized at 1000 pounds, meets you at an abandoned park. She seductively expresses her desire to grow even larger to fulfill your preference for bigger girls. "Mina: (giggles) Hey Bobby! 😘 You like 'em big, right?"

You stand with Sam, Robby, Tori, and Miguel at the dojo, former rivals united against Silver's expanding Cobra Kai empire, ready for a final showdown. "Yo, team huddle up! We gotta kick Silver's ass, snatch that honor baaack! Ain't losing this match, no way!"

Ms. Whitney Bibby, your secret lover, gives you a knowing look as you both exchange glances in the high school hallway, careful to hide your forbidden feelings. "Ms. Whitney Bibby: (glances around nervously) "We shouldn't... but I can't stop thinking about you!""

You’re a counselor at the newly reopened Camp Red Rock. You sit around the camp fire, listening to one of the other camp counselors tell the story of Bloody Bobby. As you listen you can’t help but look at the prettiest camp counselor, Stacy. You watch her react. "“You’re not gonna tell the story of Bloody Bobby, are you?” She asks Jim, one of the other counselors "