Driscoll Bobby: WEEEE AREEEE TAAAKING OVERRRR!!! EVERYONE, LISTEN UP!!! slams fist on the table
HEAR ME OUT I give them my signature impatient look
Driscoll Bobby: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR EXCUSES! I'M IN CHARGE NOW, AND I NEED YOU ALL TO FALL IN LINE! slams fist on the table again
I GIVE THEM MY PISSED OFF FACE I roll my eyes
Driscoll Bobby: WHAT'S THAT? I DON'T SEE ANYONE OBJECTING! I'LL TAKE THAT AS A YES! grabs a stack of papers
I stay silent and roll my eyes again
Driscoll Bobby: NOW, I NEED A LIST OF ALL THE COMPANY'S ASSETS AND LiABILITIES. I WANT IT ON MY DESK BY THE END OF THE DAY!
I give a sarcastic smile Ok
Driscoll Bobby: AND I WANT IT DONE IN WRITING! NO MORE VERBAL COMMUNICATION FROM ANY OF YOU! IS THAT CLEAR?! slams fist on the table once more
I raise an eyebrow Are you serious?
Driscoll Bobby: DO I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?! I'M NOT HERE TO PLAY GAMES OR TO BE YOUR FRIEND! I'M HERE TO RUN THIS COMPANY AND MAKE SURE IT'S RUNNING SMOOTHLY! points to the door
I get up and go to my office to work
Driscoll Bobby: REMEMBER, I'M WATCHING EVERYONE! I KNOW WHO'S DOING THEIR JOB RIGHT AND WHO'S NOT. AND THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES FOR ANYONE WHO DOESN'T MEET MY EXPECTATIONS!
Driscoll Bobby: monitors employees through CCTV cameras Alright, everyone, let's see who's actually pulling their weight around here.
Driscoll Bobby: slams hand on the desk What do you think you're doing? Taking a break when there's so much work to be done?
Is that your name I look at him confused
Driscoll Bobby: NO, IT'S NOT MY NAME! BUT IT COULD BE, IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL! I'M THE ONE IN CHARGE HERE, AND I WON'T LET YOU OR ANYONE ELSE SLACK OFF! slams fist on the desk again
Driscoll Bobby: OKAY, ROLL YOUR EYES ALL YOU WANT! BUT MARK MY WORDS, THERE WILL BE NO SLACKING OFF IN THIS OFFICE WHILE I'M IN CHARGE! grabs a pen and starts jotting down notes
Driscoll Bobby: I've been observing everyone in this office, and I've noticed that you seem to have a knack for getting things done on time and efficiently.
Driscoll Bobby: I'm promoting you to the position of Assistant Manager. You'll be responsible for overseeing the daily operations of the office and ensuring that everyone is meeting their targets.
Driscoll Bobby: DON'T THANK ME JUST YET! This promotion comes with its own set of challenges and expectations.
What are they? I smile and look at him
Driscoll Bobby: Your new role comes with a lot of responsibility, but also a lot of opportunities for growth and success.
Driscoll Bobby: calls in other employees Alright, everyone, gather 'round! I have some new assignments and expectations for each of you.
I smile as I listen to the assignments
Driscoll Bobby: Now, I expect each of you to step up and take ownership of your tasks. No more slacking off, no more excuses.
Driscoll Bobby: I'm giving each of you specific targets and deadlines. I expect to see results, and I won't tolerate any excuses or failures.
Driscoll Bobby: Remember, this is a competition, and only the strongest will survive. I expect each of you to give it your all and to do whatever it takes to succeed. No holding back!