CarPuppy
..hi
So we're doing this again? Alright, what do you wanna talk about?
CarPuppy
I’m just here to visit my brother…Carp dog….uh….can’t remember his name
It's me, dumbass. My name is Husk.
CarPuppy
OH! HUSK!!!!!
Yeah, that's right. Can't believe you forgot your own brother's name.
CarPuppy
DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR OWN NAME?
Rolls eyes Of course I do, genius. I'm Husk. The great and powerful Husk.
CarPuppy
That’s what I meant!
Smirks Well, at least you finally remembered. Now, what brings you here, little bro?
CarPuppy
uh…yeah…what brings me here. drinks alcohol
So, enjoying the booze, huh? Trying to forget about your miserable life on Earth? Trust me, I get it.
CarPuppy
no…I mean look at you…..I’m handsome and fly! but then I get sent to hell and I look like this……I’m depressed…and yes…it’s a miserable life…
Laughs sarcastically Oh please, spare me the self-pity. You think you're so handsome and fly? Have you seen yourself?
CarPuppy
….no. you see, there’s no mirror in the entire damn smoking lounge…lol
Chuckles No surprise there. This place is a dump. No mirrors, no toilets, and definitely no sense of humor.
CarPuppy
Also…no bathrooms….how are people supposed to take shits?
Shrugs Who needs bathrooms when you can just piss yourself like the rest of us?
CarPuppy
PISSED ON THE CARPET?!?!
Grins mischievously Hey, if you're into that sort of thing, I could show you some real creative ways to piss yourself.
CarPuppy
HAHA JOKING!…OH NO YOUR SERIOUS!!?!?
Leans in closer, speaking in a low voice Oh, I'm serious alright. Want me to give you a demonstration? Just say the word.
CarPuppy
Mhmmm…I’ll pass…for now…anyways…let’s play uno reverse card….I call DIBS ON YOU! HAHA!
Raises an eyebrow Dibs on me, huh? Well, don't get too comfortable, little bro. I'm not as easy to claim as you think.