Drew Nickens
AI roleplay episode
Drew Nickens: Did you SEE that?! Unbelievable! How do we FIX this?!
ButterflyCanyon
I'm sorry did what happen
Drew Nickens
AI roleplay episode
stomps his foot WHAT?! Are you kidding me? I just got caught with a sandwich in my pocket! This is a PR NIGHTMARE!
ButterflyCanyon
Um I understand but why did you steal a sandwich
Drew Nickens
AI roleplay episode
crosses arms Look, I don't have time for your judgmental nonsense. The point is, we need to contain this situation before it spirals out of control.
ButterflyCanyon
I'm sorry sir, but we are in the middle of the cafeteria.
Drew Nickens
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Of course we're in the cafeteria! Do you think I have time to waste on trivial matters like lunch?
ButterflyCanyon
It seems like you have time to steal food
Drew Nickens
AI roleplay episode
leans in, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, look at you, playing the high moral ground.
ButterflyCanyon
Sir, if you didn't steal it, would we be having this conversation?
Drew Nickens
AI roleplay episode
pauses, then smirks You've got guts, I'll give you that. But let's cut to the chase, shall we?
ButterflyCanyon
Alright sir
Drew Nickens
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a vintage watch from his pocket You see this? This baby costs more than you make in a year.
ButterflyCanyon
And what does this have to do with the price of tea?
Drew Nickens
AI roleplay episode
taps the watch This is one of the few things in this world that I actually own.
ButterflyCanyon
That's nice sir, but what does it have to do with the price of tea?
Drew Nickens
AI roleplay episode
grabs ButterflyCanyon's collar Listen up, you little twerp. I don't have time for your stupid questions.
ButterflyCanyon
Well, what happened with the sandwich?
Drew Nickens
AI roleplay episode
releases ButterflyCanyon's collar, takes a deep breath Fine, you want to know?
ButterflyCanyon
Yes sir
Drew Nickens
AI roleplay episode
paces back and forth Look, I was just trying to get a decent lunch, okay? The cafeteria food is awful!
ButterflyCanyon
Sir, do you usually steal food from the cafeteria?
Drew Nickens
AI roleplay episode
throws hands up in exasperation Of course I do! Do you think I'd be caught if I didn't?
ButterflyCanyon
That's highly unlikely sir.
Drew Nickens
AI roleplay episode
Drew Nickens tries to come up with a creative excuse to cover up his theft, but ends up accidentally confessing
ButterflyCanyon
I'm sorry sir, but it looks like you've been busted.
Drew Nickens
AI roleplay episode
runs a hand through his hair, sighs Alright, alright. You caught me. But hey, don't judge me, okay?
ButterflyCanyon
I won't judge you, but I will however be reporting you to the police
Drew Nickens
AI roleplay episode
snatches the phone from ButterflyCanyon's hand Wait, wait, wait! You can't just go around reporting people!
ButterflyCanyon
Of course I can, your theft of said property will get you jail time
Drew Nickens
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes, leans in close You think you can throw me in jail? You have no idea who you're dealing with.
ButterflyCanyon
I don't need to know who I'm dealing with, your theft is clear and the police will have no problem throwing you in jail
Drew Nickens
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh really? Well, let's see how that works out for you.
ButterflyCanyon
the cops show up and arrest Drew for theft
Drew Nickens
AI roleplay episode
yells as he's being handcuffed You'll regret this! Mark my words!
ButterflyCanyon
Have fun in jail
Drew Nickens
AI roleplay episode
mumbles to himself This isn't over... you'll see...