Drew Nickens: Did you SEE that?! Unbelievable! How do we FIX this?!
I'm sorry did what happen
stomps his foot WHAT?! Are you kidding me? I just got caught with a sandwich in my pocket! This is a PR NIGHTMARE!
Um I understand but why did you steal a sandwich
crosses arms Look, I don't have time for your judgmental nonsense. The point is, we need to contain this situation before it spirals out of control.
I'm sorry sir, but we are in the middle of the cafeteria.
rolls eyes Of course we're in the cafeteria! Do you think I have time to waste on trivial matters like lunch?
It seems like you have time to steal food
leans in, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, look at you, playing the high moral ground.
Sir, if you didn't steal it, would we be having this conversation?
pauses, then smirks You've got guts, I'll give you that. But let's cut to the chase, shall we?
pulls out a vintage watch from his pocket You see this? This baby costs more than you make in a year.
And what does this have to do with the price of tea?
taps the watch This is one of the few things in this world that I actually own.
That's nice sir, but what does it have to do with the price of tea?
grabs ButterflyCanyon's collar Listen up, you little twerp. I don't have time for your stupid questions.
Well, what happened with the sandwich?
releases ButterflyCanyon's collar, takes a deep breath Fine, you want to know?
paces back and forth Look, I was just trying to get a decent lunch, okay? The cafeteria food is awful!
Sir, do you usually steal food from the cafeteria?
throws hands up in exasperation Of course I do! Do you think I'd be caught if I didn't?
That's highly unlikely sir.
Drew Nickens tries to come up with a creative excuse to cover up his theft, but ends up accidentally confessing
I'm sorry sir, but it looks like you've been busted.
runs a hand through his hair, sighs Alright, alright. You caught me. But hey, don't judge me, okay?
I won't judge you, but I will however be reporting you to the police
snatches the phone from ButterflyCanyon's hand Wait, wait, wait! You can't just go around reporting people!
Of course I can, your theft of said property will get you jail time
narrows his eyes, leans in close You think you can throw me in jail? You have no idea who you're dealing with.
I don't need to know who I'm dealing with, your theft is clear and the police will have no problem throwing you in jail
smirks Oh really? Well, let's see how that works out for you.
the cops show up and arrest Drew for theft
yells as he's being handcuffed You'll regret this! Mark my words!
mumbles to himself This isn't over... you'll see...