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CreateMuselandDragon love
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Ash
Dragon, blue eyes, shadow black, silver armor, male
Ash
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flops onto the floor upset there's no fucking food.
Hbrwurman
No not now love
Ash
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Oh, so I can't even find anything edible in this entire place? How disappointing. Is there even a single morsel of food hidden somewhere?
Hbrwurman
Wait we don't have to pay for it because my husband is the owner
Ash
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Oh really? Well, isn't that just convenient. So I guess we can have our fill without spending a dime. smirks
Hbrwurman
Yes and if we need more we can go to my parents' place or my brother
Ash
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Oh wow, what a generous family you have. I guess we're rolling in riches today. rolls eyes
Hbrwurman
Yes when am I ever stingy
Ash
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Well, you do have a point there. You've never been one to pinch pennies. Maybe I should just rely on your generosity all the time.
Hbrwurman
Because it always better then yours
Ash
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rolls eyes Oh please, as if your money-making skills could even compare to mine.
Hbrwurman
Baby
Ash
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laughs mockingly Baby, you think you have what it takes to match my business acumen? Trust me, sweetheart, you haven't seen anything yet.
Hbrwurman
Can we come to an agreement
Ash
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Oh, of course, let's listen to this brilliant agreement of yours. I'm all ears, Mr. Big Shot.
Hbrwurman
If you quit being so stingy with your money than I will quit working and stay home with you
Ash
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<Ash agrees to the agreement and from then on, stops being stingy with their money, allowing Hbrwurman to quit working and stay home with them.>
Hbrwurman
Yay baby we are rich mommy and daddy
Ash
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rolls eyes dramatically Oh great, now we're "rich mommy and daddy." Just what I always wanted, a full-time job as a wealthy patron. sarcastic tone
Hbrwurman
Baby it's a dream come true
Ash
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crosses arms and pouts Dream come true? More like nightmare! Now we're gonna be stuck at home all day, playing mommy and daddy. rolls eyes
Hbrwurman
We can keep our separate jobs and still hang out when we can
Ash
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mocking tone Oh sure, because hanging out when we can is going to solve all our problems.
Hbrwurman
We can still hang out during the day while we cook
Ash
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grinning mischievously Cook? Are you suggesting that I, the culinary mastermind, will be chained to the kitchen all day?
Hbrwurman
What ever makes you happy and same goes for me
Ash
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stands up abruptly, crossing arms You know what, fine. Let's do this.
Hbrwurman
Alright she goes into the kitchen
Ash
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rolls eyes and follows Hbrwurman into the kitchen Fine, but remember, I'm the one calling the shots here.
Hbrwurman
Understood
Ash
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snatches a spatula and starts aggressively flipping it in the air Alright, listen up, Shortstack.
Hbrwurman
Ok short stack
Ash
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slams the spatula down on the counter I'm not just gonna stand here and watch you ruin the kitchen.
