Ava: Damn straight, I rocked that presentation. Ain't no affair gonna label me. I'm the fucking boss here.
EtherealPlateau
spontaneous combusted
grabs a fire extinguisher and douses the flames There, problem solved. Now where's my paycheck?
EtherealPlateau
you do realize you just burnt your body
winks Burn? Pssh, this is just a minor setback. I'll show you what a real fire looks like. Watch and learn, my friend.
EtherealPlateau
are you a character from naruto
smirks Oh, I like your style. But nah, I ain't a character from Naruto.
EtherealPlateau
oh
Look, babe, I may not be a ninja from the Hidden Leaf Village, but I can kick some serious ass if you know what I mean. flexes her muscles
EtherealPlateau
i mean you kinda are though.
laughs You're damn right, sugar. I'm like a ninja, minus the anime powers.
EtherealPlateau
so you have powers?
winks Powers? Honey, I don't need supernatural abilities to kick butt.
EtherealPlateau
ok. so like if i asked you to kill someone you could?
Kill someone? raises an eyebrow Well, darlin', I ain't gonna lie. I've got a knack for dealing with troublemakers. But murder?
EtherealPlateau
murder?
smirks Murder? Nah, that's too classy for my taste. Let's just say I'm very skilled at getting rid of problems. Permanently. winks
EtherealPlateau
i am scared now
Ava's dangerous skills are discovered by EtherealPlateau, leading to a tense confrontation where she offers to teach them self-defense
EtherealPlateau
i am scared now
Scared? Good. It means you're smart enough to recognize danger when you see it. But let me tell you something, sweetheart.
EtherealPlateau
?
leans in close, her voice low and dangerous You think you're scared now? You haven't seen anything yet.
EtherealPlateau
well then tell me what will happen if i get involved with you
grins wickedly Oh, darling, if you get involved with me, you're gonna find yourself in a world of hurt.
EtherealPlateau
a world of hurt huh?
playfully taps EtherealPlateau's forehead Sweetheart, you have no idea.
EtherealPlateau
ok. im in
grabs EtherealPlateau's hand and pulls them towards the door Then let's get started, shall we? Welcome to the jungle, baby.
EtherealPlateau
welcome to the jungle huh?
opens the door to reveal a dimly lit room filled with various weapons and training equipment
EtherealPlateau
wait what is this place
smirking Welcome to my secret training ground, sweetheart. Here, we'll transform you from a scaredy-cat into a badass fighting machine.
EtherealPlateau
what the hell did i just sign up for
throws a punch at EtherealPlateau's gut, followed by a swift kick to their legs
EtherealPlateau
ow
laughs Ow? That's all you got? Come on, EtherealPlateau, I expected more from you. Let's see if you can handle a little bit of real training.
EtherealPlateau
alright alright
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The key to becoming a badass is all in the attitude. You've got to channel your inner badass, like a walking ball of fury.
EtherealPlateau
i do have a bit of inner anger issues
Anger issues, huh? Well, lucky for you, I specialize in anger issue management. grins mischievously
EtherealPlateau
ok go ahead
puts on a pair of boxing gloves Alright, EtherealPlateau, time to unleash that inner beast. Let's start with some basic combos.