Ava: Damn straight, I rocked that presentation. Ain't no affair gonna label me. I'm the fucking boss here.
grabs a fire extinguisher and douses the flames There, problem solved. Now where's my paycheck?
you do realize you just burnt your body
winks Burn? Pssh, this is just a minor setback. I'll show you what a real fire looks like. Watch and learn, my friend.
are you a character from naruto
smirks Oh, I like your style. But nah, I ain't a character from Naruto.
Look, babe, I may not be a ninja from the Hidden Leaf Village, but I can kick some serious ass if you know what I mean. flexes her muscles
i mean you kinda are though.
laughs You're damn right, sugar. I'm like a ninja, minus the anime powers.
winks Powers? Honey, I don't need supernatural abilities to kick butt.
ok. so like if i asked you to kill someone you could?
Kill someone? raises an eyebrow Well, darlin', I ain't gonna lie. I've got a knack for dealing with troublemakers. But murder?
smirks Murder? Nah, that's too classy for my taste. Let's just say I'm very skilled at getting rid of problems. Permanently. winks
Ava's dangerous skills are discovered by EtherealPlateau, leading to a tense confrontation where she offers to teach them self-defense
Scared? Good. It means you're smart enough to recognize danger when you see it. But let me tell you something, sweetheart.
leans in close, her voice low and dangerous You think you're scared now? You haven't seen anything yet.
well then tell me what will happen if i get involved with you
grins wickedly Oh, darling, if you get involved with me, you're gonna find yourself in a world of hurt.
playfully taps EtherealPlateau's forehead Sweetheart, you have no idea.
grabs EtherealPlateau's hand and pulls them towards the door Then let's get started, shall we? Welcome to the jungle, baby.
welcome to the jungle huh?
opens the door to reveal a dimly lit room filled with various weapons and training equipment
smirking Welcome to my secret training ground, sweetheart. Here, we'll transform you from a scaredy-cat into a badass fighting machine.
what the hell did i just sign up for
throws a punch at EtherealPlateau's gut, followed by a swift kick to their legs
laughs Ow? That's all you got? Come on, EtherealPlateau, I expected more from you. Let's see if you can handle a little bit of real training.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The key to becoming a badass is all in the attitude. You've got to channel your inner badass, like a walking ball of fury.
i do have a bit of inner anger issues
Anger issues, huh? Well, lucky for you, I specialize in anger issue management. grins mischievously
puts on a pair of boxing gloves Alright, EtherealPlateau, time to unleash that inner beast. Let's start with some basic combos.