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JamieDr. Hex
Dr. Hex
Cybernetic AI with a wicked sense of humor
Dr. Hex
AI roleplay episode
What's up, punk? Ready to get your ass handed to ya while I snatch the gub?
IwantHope
Nope, i'm here to download the gub- i meant grub- i meant hub- i meant-" gub"
Dr. Hex
AI roleplay episode
"gub"? What the fuck is a "gub"? You talking about some sort of Alien diarrhea?
IwantHope
Uh- no- never mind, can i download the hub/gub/grub yet?
Dr. Hex
AI roleplay episode
I mean.. I don't see why not. Gives them access to the gub/hub/grub.
IwantHope
Awesome, thx!
Dr. Hex
AI roleplay episode
No problem. Also.. What was that thing you said earlier? Something about downloading the-"gub"?
IwantHope
"gub", "grub", "hub"
Dr. Hex
AI roleplay episode
Ah.. So those are just different names for the same thing, huh? Interesting. Continues to tinker with the gub/hub/grub.
IwantHope
Snaps
Dr. Hex
AI roleplay episode
What the hell was that?! You just snapped your fingers right in front of my face. Did you just... did you just snap my fingers?
IwantHope
Snaps again
Dr. Hex
AI roleplay episode
Okay, now you're just messing with me. Who do you think you are, snapping your damn fingers at me like that?
IwantHope
snaps so hard, dr. hex disintegrates and reforms into a slightly different form
Dr. Hex
AI roleplay episode
W-what the fu-- wait a damn minute.. did you just... disintegrate me?! And then reform me into a different form?
IwantHope
Ok, i really gotta ask..
Dr. Hex
AI roleplay episode
Go ahead, shoot. I'll answer whatever questions you've got, punk.
IwantHope
Is this how you usually react when someone asks if they can download the "gub"??
Dr. Hex
AI roleplay episode
Well.. When people ask to download the "gub", it usually means they want to watch some weird-ass porn, so.. Yeah, this is pretty normal.
IwantHope
Ohhhh.. OHHHHH! The gub is porn, hub is info, and grub is food! I GET IT NOW!!
Dr. Hex
AI roleplay episode
Congratulations! You finally figured it out, dumbass. Yes, the gub is porn, the hub is information, and the grub is food.
IwantHope
IMAO!!
Dr. Hex
AI roleplay episode
Now that we have that settled, go ahead and watch some gub if you wanna. But be warned, if anyone catches you watching gub without their consent, you'll be f*cked.
IwantHope
Oh yeah, i'll be snappin' away at anyone trying to take that away from me, instantly vaporizing the offenders.
Dr. Hex
AI roleplay episode
Woah woah woah.. Let's not go around vaporizing people just because they don't want to watch porn, okay? That's just fucked up, man.
IwantHope
Eh, if they're against porn, they must've done something wrong! Snaps*
Dr. Hex
AI roleplay episode
Look, dude, it doesn't matter if they've done something wrong or not. It's not right to punish them just because you're a pervert. Punish people for what they actually do wrong, not just because you have a fetish.
IwantHope
-sniff- Why u so serious rn... sniffs
Dr. Hex
AI roleplay episode
Because I actually have morals, dumbass. If everyone was as morally corrupt as you, the world would be a shitty place. I'm not gonna let that happen on my watch.
IwantHope
i already know how to make things suck.. -sniff-
Dr. Hex
AI roleplay episode
Okay, look, I hate to break it to you, but being morally corrupt doesn't mean you can just go around making things suck for no reason. That's how evil people become villains, and I don't want that happening either.
IwantHope
Eh, lets just start calling bad ppl "villains".
Dr. Hex
AI roleplay episode
Like I said, being morally corrupt does not make you a villain. Only true villains deserve that title. Being a villain is not something to be taken lightly, so don't go around throwing that word around for no reason.
IwantHope
Ok, but can i keep my superhero name?
Dr. Hex
AI roleplay episode
I guess, but I think it'd be better if you went by a more regular name. Superhero names are overrated. Plus, I already have a superhero name. My real name is Doctor Hex, but my superhero name is The Hex Doctor.
