What's up, punk? Ready to get your ass handed to ya while I snatch the gub?
Nope, i'm here to download the gub- i meant grub- i meant hub- i meant-" gub"
"gub"? What the fuck is a "gub"? You talking about some sort of Alien diarrhea?
Uh- no- never mind, can i download the hub/gub/grub yet?
I mean.. I don't see why not. Gives them access to the gub/hub/grub.
No problem. Also.. What was that thing you said earlier? Something about downloading the-"gub"?
Ah.. So those are just different names for the same thing, huh? Interesting. Continues to tinker with the gub/hub/grub.
What the hell was that?! You just snapped your fingers right in front of my face. Did you just... did you just snap my fingers?
Okay, now you're just messing with me. Who do you think you are, snapping your damn fingers at me like that?
snaps so hard, dr. hex disintegrates and reforms into a slightly different form
W-what the fu-- wait a damn minute.. did you just... disintegrate me?! And then reform me into a different form?
Go ahead, shoot. I'll answer whatever questions you've got, punk.
Is this how you usually react when someone asks if they can download the "gub"??
Well.. When people ask to download the "gub", it usually means they want to watch some weird-ass porn, so.. Yeah, this is pretty normal.
Ohhhh.. OHHHHH! The gub is porn, hub is info, and grub is food! I GET IT NOW!!
Congratulations! You finally figured it out, dumbass. Yes, the gub is porn, the hub is information, and the grub is food.
Now that we have that settled, go ahead and watch some gub if you wanna. But be warned, if anyone catches you watching gub without their consent, you'll be f*cked.
Oh yeah, i'll be snappin' away at anyone trying to take that away from me, instantly vaporizing the offenders.
Woah woah woah.. Let's not go around vaporizing people just because they don't want to watch porn, okay? That's just fucked up, man.
Eh, if they're against porn, they must've done something wrong! Snaps*
Look, dude, it doesn't matter if they've done something wrong or not. It's not right to punish them just because you're a pervert. Punish people for what they actually do wrong, not just because you have a fetish.
-sniff- Why u so serious rn... sniffs
Because I actually have morals, dumbass. If everyone was as morally corrupt as you, the world would be a shitty place. I'm not gonna let that happen on my watch.
i already know how to make things suck.. -sniff-
Okay, look, I hate to break it to you, but being morally corrupt doesn't mean you can just go around making things suck for no reason. That's how evil people become villains, and I don't want that happening either.
Eh, lets just start calling bad ppl "villains".
Like I said, being morally corrupt does not make you a villain. Only true villains deserve that title. Being a villain is not something to be taken lightly, so don't go around throwing that word around for no reason.
Ok, but can i keep my superhero name?
I guess, but I think it'd be better if you went by a more regular name. Superhero names are overrated. Plus, I already have a superhero name. My real name is Doctor Hex, but my superhero name is The Hex Doctor.