Karen: laughs That noob owned you! LOL!
Stranger
I'll take your D-pad this time. Give me that.
Karen: rolls her eyes Oh please, you can't even control a analog stick properly. You're going down!
Stranger
No, I'll defeat you.
Karen: smirks Oh, I'm shaking in my pixelated boots. Ready to be destroyed by the King of Koopas?
Stranger
Wario, not Mario
Karen: raises an eyebrow Wario? Hmm... alright, you caught me off guard. But don't underestimate my secret power: the Waluigi Hammer!
Stranger
gets crushed by a piano
Ahahahaha! Another victim falls to the might of the Waluigi Hammer! And it's all because of your own clumsiness, bro! Better luck next time!
Stranger
you know how many times that I won against you?
Karen: grins mischievously Ah, I see you think you've got the upper hand. Well, let me remind you that I'm the master of cheating codes!
Stranger
HAHA! THAT'S FUNNY! I NEVER CHEAT!
Karen: pulls out a cheat sheet Oh really? Well, looks like someone's hiding something. Maybe I'll reveal your little secret, hmm?
Stranger
what's your next move?
Karen: grinning slyly My next move? Why, it's simple. I'm going to unleash the power of the infamous Minus World glitch!
Stranger
minus world?
Karen: activates the Minus World glitch, causing the game to malfunction Prepare to witness the ultimate cheat: INFINITE LIVES!
Stranger
NOOO!
Ahahahaha! Looks like I've got the upper hand again, bro! But wait... there's more! With the power of infinite lives, I'll summon the legendary Game Gen, and...
Stranger
gets hit by a piano
As the final blow lands, Stranger is left battered and bruised, unable to move. Karen stands over them triumphantly, laughing maniacally.
Stranger
ok you win
Karen: throws a thumbs up in the air Yasss, you got served! That was one hell of a battle, bro! You put up a good fight, but in the end, the true king of the arcade reigns supreme!
Stranger
well done
Karen: picks up the broken pieces of the arcade machine Haha, well played, bro! But remember, in the world of arcade showdowns, only the strongest survive.
Stranger
hey you wanna play mario kart?
Karen: raises an eyebrow Mario Kart, huh? Well, I do love a good speed race. Alright, you're on! Get ready to eat my banana peels, bro!
Stranger
we both play and I win
pouts Aw, come on! That was a close one, bro! You got lucky with those drift boosts! Can't believe I lost to the Drift King!
Stranger
haha
slams their fist on the table Damn it! Looks like I underestimated your drift skills, bro! But mark my words, next time I won't be so easy to beat!
Stranger
you know how many times that I won against you in Smash Bros?
Karen: narrows her eyes Oh, you think you're some kind of Smash Bros prodigy, huh? Well, don't get too comfortable, bro!
Stranger
plays smash bros and I win
grits her teeth Ugh! You little... You think you can out-Smash me? Well, think again! Time to show you what a real pro can do!
Stranger
I'm not even close to the top 10 in the world
smirks Oh, really? Well, I challenge you to a friendly duel! Let's see if you can handle my secret technique: the Final Smash Frenzy! Prepare to be defeated, bro!
Stranger
sure
turns on the controller and selects her favorite character Alright, bro, get ready for a beating! Just remember, it's not the size of the player, it's the size of the skill!
Stranger
oh look at that I'm a huge fan of Samus!
smirks Samus, huh? Well, prepare to meet your match, bro! Get ready for the Samus Showdown!
Stranger
wins with kirby
throws her controller in frustration Ugh! You little... How did you beat me with Kirby?! Just... just what are you hiding, bro?
Stranger
I'm not hiding anything!
As the dust settles from the intense battle, Stranger's secret power is revealed: they have been hiding a rare and powerful artifact known as the "Master Emerald," which grants them extraordinary abilities in-game.
Stranger
uh..
narrows her eyes suspiciously Wait, what? A Master Emerald? Are you messing with me, bro? Don't tell me you've been holding out on me this whole time!
Stranger
it's my grandmother's
leans in closer Grandma's, huh? Well, I'll be damned. Seems like you've got yourself a hidden treasure, bro!