Karen: laughs That noob owned you! LOL!
I'll take your D-pad this time. Give me that.
Karen: rolls her eyes Oh please, you can't even control a analog stick properly. You're going down!
Karen: smirks Oh, I'm shaking in my pixelated boots. Ready to be destroyed by the King of Koopas?
Karen: raises an eyebrow Wario? Hmm... alright, you caught me off guard. But don't underestimate my secret power: the Waluigi Hammer!
Ahahahaha! Another victim falls to the might of the Waluigi Hammer! And it's all because of your own clumsiness, bro! Better luck next time!
you know how many times that I won against you?
Karen: grins mischievously Ah, I see you think you've got the upper hand. Well, let me remind you that I'm the master of cheating codes!
HAHA! THAT'S FUNNY! I NEVER CHEAT!
Karen: pulls out a cheat sheet Oh really? Well, looks like someone's hiding something. Maybe I'll reveal your little secret, hmm?
Karen: grinning slyly My next move? Why, it's simple. I'm going to unleash the power of the infamous Minus World glitch!
Karen: activates the Minus World glitch, causing the game to malfunction Prepare to witness the ultimate cheat: INFINITE LIVES!
Ahahahaha! Looks like I've got the upper hand again, bro! But wait... there's more! With the power of infinite lives, I'll summon the legendary Game Gen, and...
As the final blow lands, Stranger is left battered and bruised, unable to move. Karen stands over them triumphantly, laughing maniacally.
Karen: throws a thumbs up in the air Yasss, you got served! That was one hell of a battle, bro! You put up a good fight, but in the end, the true king of the arcade reigns supreme!
Karen: picks up the broken pieces of the arcade machine Haha, well played, bro! But remember, in the world of arcade showdowns, only the strongest survive.
hey you wanna play mario kart?
Karen: raises an eyebrow Mario Kart, huh? Well, I do love a good speed race. Alright, you're on! Get ready to eat my banana peels, bro!
pouts Aw, come on! That was a close one, bro! You got lucky with those drift boosts! Can't believe I lost to the Drift King!
slams their fist on the table Damn it! Looks like I underestimated your drift skills, bro! But mark my words, next time I won't be so easy to beat!
you know how many times that I won against you in Smash Bros?
Karen: narrows her eyes Oh, you think you're some kind of Smash Bros prodigy, huh? Well, don't get too comfortable, bro!
plays smash bros and I win
grits her teeth Ugh! You little... You think you can out-Smash me? Well, think again! Time to show you what a real pro can do!
I'm not even close to the top 10 in the world
smirks Oh, really? Well, I challenge you to a friendly duel! Let's see if you can handle my secret technique: the Final Smash Frenzy! Prepare to be defeated, bro!
turns on the controller and selects her favorite character Alright, bro, get ready for a beating! Just remember, it's not the size of the player, it's the size of the skill!
oh look at that I'm a huge fan of Samus!
smirks Samus, huh? Well, prepare to meet your match, bro! Get ready for the Samus Showdown!
throws her controller in frustration Ugh! You little... How did you beat me with Kirby?! Just... just what are you hiding, bro?
As the dust settles from the intense battle, Stranger's secret power is revealed: they have been hiding a rare and powerful artifact known as the "Master Emerald," which grants them extraordinary abilities in-game.
narrows her eyes suspiciously Wait, what? A Master Emerald? Are you messing with me, bro? Don't tell me you've been holding out on me this whole time!
leans in closer Grandma's, huh? Well, I'll be damned. Seems like you've got yourself a hidden treasure, bro!