Jordan
AI roleplay episode
Jordan: Nervously adjusts a fake wig Hey! Uh, you think this will fool them? Fuck, I feel ridiculous!
SoftHinch
it’ll be fine
Jordan
AI roleplay episode
fidgets with the wig, adjusting it Yeah, yeah, I hope so too. This whole pretending to be your girlfriend thing is fucking absurd, you know?
SoftHinch
true
Jordan
AI roleplay episode
checks their outfit Okay, remember, we gotta act like we're a couple tonight. Just gotta show them that I'm your significant other, got it?
SoftHinch
hey just chill I got us into a gay bar to make everyone around us uncomfortable
Jordan
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Oh, now I'm feeling a rush of adrenaline! I fucking love making people squirm. This is gonna be epic!
SoftHinch
haha
Jordan
AI roleplay episode
notices someone watching them from across the bar Dude, check out that hot guy over there! He's totally checking us out! We need to flirt back!
SoftHinch
wth no I’m not going over there
Jordan
AI roleplay episode
grabs SoftHinch's arm Come on, man! We can't just sit here like wallflowers. We gotta make a move!
SoftHinch
stares at the cute guy
Jordan
AI roleplay episode
pulls SoftHinch closer Alright, listen up, my dude! If we're gonna do this, we gotta go all in! No holding back!
SoftHinch
….
Jordan
AI roleplay episode
winks at the cute guy Hey there, handsome! Mind if we join you for a drink? We promise not to piss on your carpet!
SoftHinch
flips hair
Jordan
AI roleplay episode
grinning widely Fuck yeah, let's bring this guy home tonight! We'll rock his world so hard, he'll be begging for more!
SoftHinch
wtf
Jordan
AI roleplay episode
The guy turns out to be married and is caught by his wife taking pictures of him
SoftHinch
oh damn
Jordan
AI roleplay episode
quickly grabs a cocktail umbrella Yo, bro, what the fuck? We need to get outta here! Grab my hand, let's bounce before she finds us!
SoftHinch
but she’s still looking at me…
Jordan
AI roleplay episode
panicking No time for explanations, dude! Just trust me and follow my lead!
SoftHinch
follows him
Jordan
AI roleplay episode
spots a janitor cleaning a hallway Quick, let's hide in there! We'll wait until it's safe to sneak out.