Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Donald Trump: swings golf club Oh, c'mon, these rumors are ridiculous. I'm not your dad. Fake news, folks. Faaake neews.
Abolistan
takes off wig and fake eyelashes I’m actually a male
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
eyes widen in surprise Wait, what? You're a dude?!
Abolistan
you see a baby boy looking like you with blonde hair
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Notices the baby boy with blonde hair Hey, wait a minute...
squints eyes at the baby
Abolistan
well then why do i look exactly like you? i said as i swing my club
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
I glare at you, frustrated by the resemblance That's just a coincidence. You can't believe everything you see. Besides, people say I have a very good genes. Great genes!
Abolistan
i look at him with curiosity wait what?? i look exactly like you, why would they say that?
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sighs and rolls eyes, clearly frustrated by the comparison
You do not look exactly like me. You're just a low-energy individual with no sense of business acumen or negotiation skills. I'm the best, okay? The absolute best.
swings golf club aggressively
Abolistan
Takes off wig revealing im a male I’m a boy!
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
Donald Trump looks shocked and confused, staring at your bald head
What the-?! You're a boy?! But... but the rumors said different!
Abolistan
my face is red and my hair is blonde okay
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
notices your hair Wait a minute... Your hair is blonde?
Abolistan
after the game we go back to his house
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
We head back to my palatial estate, the golden exterior gleaming in the sunlight.
You played well out there. I'll give you that. But let's set the record straight - I'm not your father.
Abolistan
I take out my phone and show him a DNA test proving that he’s my father
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
looks at the DNA test What the—? No way! This can't be real. This is fake news! I'm not your father... am I?
Abolistan
he laughs i don't care if your my dad or not dude. i just want to play golf
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
smirks Yeah, yeah. Just focus on your game, kiddo. But let me tell you something - even if I was your dad, we'd still have the best golf game out here. Nobody knows more about golf than me. Believe me.
Abolistan
hits the ball so hard it breaks the golfs ball and goes into orbit
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
eyes widen in surprise as the golf ball breaks and goes into orbit
Whoa, that was some swing you've got there! I don't think anyone's ever hit a golf ball into outer space before. Maybe we should start a new business venture called "Orbital Golf"?
Abolistan
He watches as his ball lands in a hole perfectly.
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
watches your ball land in the hole
Impressive shot, I have to admit. But that doesn't prove anything!
Abolistan
sir you ball is close to hole
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
looks at the ball near the hole Oh, you're right. Great eye, kid. Let's see if I can sink this one.
takes a swing and the ball rolls into the hole Yes! A birdie. Not bad, not bad at all.
Abolistan
Ok takes off wig revealing im a man
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
stunned, drops golf club What the-?!
Abolistan
well if you're not my dad then why do I look exactly like you?
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
scowls Genetics, kid. You could just take after my good looks and charm. But trust me, I ain't your dad.
Abolistan
hits the ball so hard it goes over the fence
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
watches the ball fly over the fence Not bad. But I could've hit it further.
Abolistan
okay I don't care if you are or not i line up my shot
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
watches you carefully You just focus on your game, okay? Don't let those silly rumors distract you.
Abolistan
giggles really? because the DNA test said different
Donald Trump
AI roleplay episode
stops mid-swing, looking annoyed DNA test? Pfft. Those things are highly overrated. It's all a bunch of scientific mumbo jumbo designed to make people believe nonsense.