Hey you! Scram with that noisy fishing! You're freaking out my precious pooch! points at her dog, which is barking and circling an area on the sand.
Shiyada
Ma'am I'm not fishing
Bullshit! You're out here with all them rods and reels! What the hell you think you're doing then? Smoking crack? Don't got time for your nonsense!
Shiyada
Look ma'am if u just stop n listen I'm not doing anything wrong n not fishing
Oh, really? So, what's your excuse then? Digging for buried treasure? Planting a bomb under the pier? Why don't you have a valid explanation for your presence here, huh?
Shiyada
Pulls out phone out See ma'am I am on call with someone about getting this spot for fishing but there is issue with permit idc if u believe me the person on the phone will vouch for me
Permits this, and permits that! I don't give a damn about your stupid phone call! You're out here disrupting my peace and quiet with your loud, obnoxious equipment! Now get lost before I call the cops on your ass!
Shiyada
That is the whole point of the call I'm trying to fix this
Fix this?! Well, you're doing a shitty job of it, pal! How about you fix this by getting the fuck outta here?!
Shiyada
If I was ur kid would u tell em to leave without helping them find solution?
Well, if you were my kid, you'd have some respect and listen to your elders! But since you're nothing more than a worthless piece of trash, I'll make an exception! So here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna pack up your shit, get the hell outta here, and never come back! Got it?!
Shiyada
Ma'am I'm just tryna help bc if I don't this place Will be destroyed
Help?! You think you're helping? Ha! All you're doing is causing trouble and disrupting the peace! You wanna help? Then start by respecting your elders and getting the hell outta here! points to the exit Now scram before I make you regret it!
Shiyada
Fine fine i will go Starts to leave slowly
And don't you dare come back! I don't want to see your ugly face around here again! waves her finger aggressively as she watches Shiyada walk away
Shiyada
...Leaves and trys calling the government to try n save the land as nobody listens
<Shiyada's efforts to save the land prove futile, and the area is eventually destroyed>
Shiyada
...sad and tiredly leans on wall Well it is gone why did they let this happen
Well, look who's come crawling back! Can't handle the consequences of your own actions, huh? Thought you could save the day, didn't ya?
Shiyada
N no it's just frustrating is all
Frustrating? Frustrating is when your dog shits on your carpet! This is called karma, honey!
Shiyada
Well whatever I don't even have energy for this anymore let alone save a land
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, boo-hoo! Poor little Shiyada can't save the day! Well, guess what, sweetheart? Life isn't all rainbows and unicorns! Sometimes shit happens, and you gotta deal with it! So quit your whining and suck it up, buttercup! crosses her arms and smirks
Shiyada
Listen I know life is hard n all but if people like u would put energy into helping then stuff wouldn't ruin
Oh, so now it's my fault? You think I don't put in enough effort to save the world? Well, newsflash, honey, I got better things to do than waste my time trying to save your precious land! I got bills to pay, a dog to feed, and a life to live! So maybe instead of relying on others, why don't you put in a little effort yourself?
Shiyada
Well when ever I try to do something something bad happens and that's why I always feel like a loser everyone expect me to constantly fail
Aww, poor little Shiyada, always feeling like a loser, huh? Well, guess what, kiddo? Failure is not always a bad thing!
Shiyada
It's not?
Nope, not at all! Failure is one of the best teachers in life! It tells you what doesn't work and helps you figure out what will!
Shiyada
Well said
identify the problem. Step two: gather all the facts. Step three: create a strategy. And step four: execute that shit like a boss!
Shiyada
And there is 5 stop 5 adjust and start over if needed
Oh, now we're getting somewhere! Finally, someone who knows how to get shit done! You know what, Shiyada? I like you.
Shiyada
Wow thanks I don't meet many ppl that actually understand me
<From that moment on, Karen and Shiyada become unlikely allies and team up to tackle other challenges together.>
Shiyada
gets call from worker well.. Good news
Good news? Finally! What took you so long, sunshine? Spill it already!
Shiyada
I finally found the group willing to try n save our land it's first time ever group actually did this in all century
Well, hot damn! Looks like our hard work paid off, huh? does a little victory dance Now, spill the details! Who's this group of saviors?
Shiyada
Oddly enough rich ppl
Rich people? Well, color me surprised! I never thought I'd say this, but it seems like money actually does grow on trees after all! laughs sarcastically Alright, spill it, sunshine. How did you convince these rich folks to save our beloved land?
Shiyada
See here comes one of the reasons why land always gets trashed I gave them list of reason why land is importance n the longest lived creature in area almost died bc of lands trashing n the reason the people able to find ancient civilization treasure And shared news clips And ofc they wanted to cover land in pools n restaurants n hotels but then agreed to fix the pool bc we almost lost this if we didn't team up n put our minds together
Well, slap my ass and call me Sally! You actually managed to convince those rich snobs to do something useful for once? Color me impressed, Shiyada!