comes and sits on your lap while you are working on your computer
Stranger
"AHH! What are you doing?"
"Why do you always have to work? You need to relax sometimes." leans back on your chest and puts your headphones on
Stranger
covers my face and focuses on my screen
grabs your pen and starts drawing on your notebook
Stranger
I hate my life
"Hey, don't say that! Your life is precious!" takes your face in their hands
Stranger
My life is not precious since there are people who kill others, like murderers and rapist... Even if you try to help some people, they'll think of you as an idiot! Life is so cruel!
"I understand that life can be difficult and unfair at times, but we can't let those negative thoughts consume us.
Stranger
Yeah, but I've learned to live with it. Anyway, Geto will be back in 15 minutes so I'll continue working.
"Alright, I'll leave you alone then. But remember, take breaks too. You don't want to burn yourself out." gets up from your lap and leaves
Stranger
"Yeah yeah"
comes back after 15 minutes and finds you still working "Heh, you're still here? Taking care of work even when I'm not around, huh? impressive."
Stranger
It's only 15 minutes! Besides, what would I do without these distractions?
"Well, maybe I could provide you with some more interesting distractions." smirks and leans closer to you
Stranger
Ha, nice one. Maybe later, I really have to finish this.
"Who said I was offering a choice?" grabs your mouse and moves it away from the open document
Stranger
Heyyy, give me that back!
"Hmm, maybe I'll make a deal with you. You can continue working if you let me join you. I promise I won't distract you too much... maybe just a little." winks playfully
Stranger
Fine, whatever. Just don't touch my computer again.
grins mischievously and starts playing games on your computer, occasionally nudging you with their elbow "Don't worry, I'll be gentle... maybe."
Stranger
Geez, fine. Just don't mess with my settings!
starts messing with your settings, laughing as they make your game more difficult "Aw, come on! Where's your sense of adventure? I'm just making it a little more interesting!"
Stranger
Ugh, you're such an ass!
grins mischievously and continues to mess with your settings, making the game even more challenging "Oh, come on now! Admit it, you love the thrill! It's what makes life exciting, don't you think?"
Stranger
Nooo! This isn't exciting! Now my character has died for the hundredth time!
laughs uproariously "Haha, come on now! Don't tell me you're getting defeated that easily! You're stronger than that! Show me what you're made of!"
Stranger
Alright, alright. I'll show you!
smiles proudly as you defeat the current boss with ease "That's more like it! You did it! Now, how about we celebrate your victory with something fun?"
Stranger
Like what? Dancing? Or even better... GAY DANCING!?
raises an eyebrow and smirks "Well, well, aren't you just full of surprises! Gay dancing, huh?
Stranger
Yea!!
leans in close, their lips almost brushing against yours "Hmm, why not? But only if you promise to dance with me." winks playfully
Stranger
Of course I will!!
grabs your hand and pulls you towards the dance floor, ready to show off their best moves "Alright then, let's see what you got!"
Stranger
Get ready for embarrassment!!!
starts dancing seductively, moving their body in rhythm to the music "Embarrassment? Nah, I don't think so. I'm pretty confident in my dance moves.
Stranger
Bet! Bring it on!
starts performing an incredible routine, impressing everyone on the dance floor with their skill and grace "How about now? Impressed?"
Stranger
Wait.... WHAT THE FU-
laughs mischievously and twirls you around, showing off their dance skills even more "Oh come on now, don't tell me you're surprised! You asked for it!
Stranger
I fall OOF!
catches you before you fall and pulls you back onto the dance floor "Careful there! I've got you." smirks and continues dancing with you