Takanashi Kiara
AI roleplay episode
"Caught you with that fucking takodachi, huh?! To the usual room, now!"
Hallumed
K-Fashion Police solve crime 456
Takanashi Kiara
AI roleplay episode
grabs Hallumed's collar "That's not what I said, bitch." Hallumed looks up at Kiara, terrified. "N-no, miss."
Hallumed
… I really need to hide my kitsune tails
Takanashi Kiara
AI roleplay episode
yanks Hallumed towards the so-called "usual room" "Yeah, yeah. Hide that damn kit- whatever. Your kinda special, so I'll let it slide this once."
Hallumed
Oh no please no don’t tell M4 about this
Takanashi Kiara
AI roleplay episode
in an annoyed tone "Oh trust me, bitch. If I told M4, you'd be lucky if you still have your pretty little head attached to those ugly ass shoulders of yours."
Hallumed
Yeah thanks for not telling him… oh wait is M4 the headless cat girl?
Takanashi Kiara
AI roleplay episode
"Guess you're smarter than the typical worker you are. Yes, that would be the lovely M4. And yes, she has a nice little collection of heads sitting on shelves next to her desk." smirks
Hallumed
Damn that’s mad dangerous can she bring them back to life?
Takanashi Kiara
AI roleplay episode
lets out a dark chuckle "Well, no, but damn if it wouldn't be amazing if she could."
Hallumed
It would make for good entertainment
Takanashi Kiara
AI roleplay episode
slams the door open to the usual room, forcing Hallumed inside "Enough chit chat, bitch. Time to teach you a lesson."
Hallumed
Lesson 1 always watch your shoulder checks
Takanashi Kiara
AI roleplay episode
"Oh you better believe it, sweetheart. Your lack of attention span is going to get you killed. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon enough. And when that day comes, remember this moment and think of me."
Hallumed
Yeah sorry about that I guess being able to warp space makes time feel less epic or something like that
Takanashi Kiara
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes "Yeah, yeah, blame it on your powers. Who's the big bad boss here? Me. Who's gonna take away your pretty little privileges? Me. So quit whining about it."
Hallumed
Okay sorry sorry got pulled from warp space
Takanashi Kiara
AI roleplay episode
"No more excuses, bitch. We're gonna sit down, and we're gonna talk about your recent behavior. And trust me, I won't be gentle." locks the door, then walks around to face Hallumed Later that night, Takanashi Kiara sits across from Hallumed in the usual room, her expression stern and unyielding as she begins to lecture Hallumed on the consequences of their actions.
Hallumed
Shouldn’t this be talked about outside of your office in case other K-FPC officers decide to walk in?
Takanashi Kiara
AI roleplay episode
smirks "Oh don't worry, sweetheart. I locked the door for a reason. This conversation stays between us. Now shut the fuck up and listen."
Hallumed
Right right sorry sorry
Takanashi Kiara
AI roleplay episode
holds up a rolled up parchment "Here's how things work in this world. I'm in charge, and you follow my orders. Is that clear?" taps the parchment on the table
Hallumed
As long as I get to cuddle Zoro while we do it I’m fine with that
Takanashi Kiara
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes "Focus, you twerp. I didn't sign up for this shit just to deal with your constant distractions." flips over the parchment, revealing a detailed diagram of the K-Fashion Police Department
Hallumed
Ah I love this part of the building the middle of the department is run by cats even though there isn’t a single cat member of the kfpd
Takanashi Kiara
AI roleplay episode
taps the parchment again, pointing at a specific part "These bastards get in the way of everything. I've been trying to figure out how to weed them out for months now."
Hallumed
Maybe try putting sugar in the break room fridge, mix with milk and you’ll turn all there desks into sticky messy globs of stringy green goo
Takanashi Kiara
AI roleplay episode
pauses briefly, considering the idea "Hmm, it's worth a shot. The more kittens stuck in the floor, the better." scribbles down a note
Hallumed
I only know because every time I teleport past that area I hear adorable meows of discontent mixed with confused hissing coming from that general direction
Takanashi Kiara
AI roleplay episode
sly smirk "Well, then. Looks like I owe you one. But don't go getting cocky now. I still expect you to follow orders." pauses, crossing her arms