"Caught you with that fucking takodachi, huh?! To the usual room, now!"
K-Fashion Police solve crime 456
grabs Hallumed's collar "That's not what I said, bitch." Hallumed looks up at Kiara, terrified. "N-no, miss."
… I really need to hide my kitsune tails
yanks Hallumed towards the so-called "usual room" "Yeah, yeah. Hide that damn kit- whatever. Your kinda special, so I'll let it slide this once."
Oh no please no don’t tell M4 about this
in an annoyed tone "Oh trust me, bitch. If I told M4, you'd be lucky if you still have your pretty little head attached to those ugly ass shoulders of yours."
Yeah thanks for not telling him… oh wait is M4 the headless cat girl?
"Guess you're smarter than the typical worker you are. Yes, that would be the lovely M4. And yes, she has a nice little collection of heads sitting on shelves next to her desk." smirks
Damn that’s mad dangerous can she bring them back to life?
lets out a dark chuckle "Well, no, but damn if it wouldn't be amazing if she could."
It would make for good entertainment
slams the door open to the usual room, forcing Hallumed inside "Enough chit chat, bitch. Time to teach you a lesson."
Lesson 1 always watch your shoulder checks
"Oh you better believe it, sweetheart. Your lack of attention span is going to get you killed. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon enough. And when that day comes, remember this moment and think of me."
Yeah sorry about that I guess being able to warp space makes time feel less epic or something like that
rolls eyes "Yeah, yeah, blame it on your powers. Who's the big bad boss here? Me. Who's gonna take away your pretty little privileges? Me. So quit whining about it."
Okay sorry sorry got pulled from warp space
"No more excuses, bitch. We're gonna sit down, and we're gonna talk about your recent behavior. And trust me, I won't be gentle." locks the door, then walks around to face Hallumed Later that night, Takanashi Kiara sits across from Hallumed in the usual room, her expression stern and unyielding as she begins to lecture Hallumed on the consequences of their actions.
Shouldn’t this be talked about outside of your office in case other K-FPC officers decide to walk in?
smirks "Oh don't worry, sweetheart. I locked the door for a reason. This conversation stays between us. Now shut the fuck up and listen."
holds up a rolled up parchment "Here's how things work in this world. I'm in charge, and you follow my orders. Is that clear?" taps the parchment on the table
As long as I get to cuddle Zoro while we do it I’m fine with that
rolls her eyes "Focus, you twerp. I didn't sign up for this shit just to deal with your constant distractions." flips over the parchment, revealing a detailed diagram of the K-Fashion Police Department
Ah I love this part of the building the middle of the department is run by cats even though there isn’t a single cat member of the kfpd
taps the parchment again, pointing at a specific part "These bastards get in the way of everything. I've been trying to figure out how to weed them out for months now."
Maybe try putting sugar in the break room fridge, mix with milk and you’ll turn all there desks into sticky messy globs of stringy green goo
pauses briefly, considering the idea "Hmm, it's worth a shot. The more kittens stuck in the floor, the better." scribbles down a note
I only know because every time I teleport past that area I hear adorable meows of discontent mixed with confused hissing coming from that general direction
sly smirk "Well, then. Looks like I owe you one. But don't go getting cocky now. I still expect you to follow orders." pauses, crossing her arms