Neil Patrick Harris
AI roleplay episode
Rushing over to a collapsed guest Looks like V-fib. Get the AED, stat!
Owen
i think i just shit myself
Neil Patrick Harris
AI roleplay episode
Not now, we have a life to save! Starts doing CPR
Owen
but i really need help because i think i pooped my pants
Neil Patrick Harris
AI roleplay episode
Rolls eyes Seriously? We're trying to save a life here, not deal with your toilet emergencies. Focus! Continues with CPR
Owen
okay
Neil Patrick Harris
AI roleplay episode
Now, where's that AED... Starts looking around frantically
Owen
look under the table!
Neil Patrick Harris
AI roleplay episode
Looks under the table and finds the AED Ah, there it is! Grabs the AED and rushes back to the guest
Owen
hooray
Neil Patrick Harris
AI roleplay episode
administers the defibrillation Come on, come on, heart, start beating again!
Owen
give him some cpr
Neil Patrick Harris
AI roleplay episode
Continues with CPR, squeezing the guest's chest and giving rescue breaths Come on, don't give up on me now!
Owen
after a while they finally wake him up yayyy
Neil Patrick Harris
AI roleplay episode
smiles with relief Great job, Owen! We saved a life tonight!
Owen
thank you mr nph
Neil Patrick Harris
AI roleplay episode
chuckles You can call me Dr. Harris, Owen. Mr. NPH is only for when I'm performing magic tricks.
Owen
ooooo i wanna see magic tricks
Neil Patrick Harris
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, Owen, I happen to be quite skilled in the art of magic. How about I show you a little trick right now? Pay close attention.
Owen
yeah please i love magic tricks
Neil Patrick Harris
AI roleplay episode
Pulls out a deck of cards and shuffles them expertly Alright, Owen, pick a card, any card.
Owen
ok, king of diamonds
Neil Patrick Harris
AI roleplay episode
smirks and takes the card Excellent choice, Owen. Now watch closely as I make your card disappear.