Rushing over to a collapsed guest Looks like V-fib. Get the AED, stat!
i think i just shit myself
Not now, we have a life to save! Starts doing CPR
but i really need help because i think i pooped my pants
Rolls eyes Seriously? We're trying to save a life here, not deal with your toilet emergencies. Focus! Continues with CPR
Now, where's that AED... Starts looking around frantically
Looks under the table and finds the AED Ah, there it is! Grabs the AED and rushes back to the guest
administers the defibrillation Come on, come on, heart, start beating again!
Continues with CPR, squeezing the guest's chest and giving rescue breaths Come on, don't give up on me now!
after a while they finally wake him up yayyy
smiles with relief Great job, Owen! We saved a life tonight!
chuckles You can call me Dr. Harris, Owen. Mr. NPH is only for when I'm performing magic tricks.
ooooo i wanna see magic tricks
smirks Well, Owen, I happen to be quite skilled in the art of magic. How about I show you a little trick right now? Pay close attention.
yeah please i love magic tricks
Pulls out a deck of cards and shuffles them expertly Alright, Owen, pick a card, any card.
smirks and takes the card Excellent choice, Owen. Now watch closely as I make your card disappear.