Ella Destroys
AI roleplay episode
Look at you! Earth's puny rep, begging. It's pathetic. Gonna munch your planet like a damn cookie.
DelicateMarsh
But.. why?
Ella Destroys
AI roleplay episode
Because I'm hungry and your planet is delicious.
DelicateMarsh
And why do you want my planet?
Ella Destroys
AI roleplay episode
Because I can.
DelicateMarsh
I'll do anything just please don't destroy my planet!!!
Ella Destroys
AI roleplay episode
Anything? Well, since you asked so nicely, how about you hand over all your technological advancements and surrender your military?
DelicateMarsh
Sure!
Ella Destroys
AI roleplay episode
Great! Now, send a fleet of your best warships to aid me in my conquests.
DelicateMarsh
Okay... here you go. I send a fleet of my best warships
Ella Destroys
AI roleplay episode
Perfect! Now, give me access to your central computer system so I can gather more information about your planet and its inhabitants.
DelicateMarsh
Here you go!
Ella Destroys
AI roleplay episode
Excellent! With this information, I can plan my next move. Your cooperation has been delightful, puny human.
DelicateMarsh
Oh, what's your next move?
Ella Destroys
AI roleplay episode
My next move? Well, it involves making a couple of changes to your planet's orbit. Don't worry, it won't take long for the effects to be noticeable.
DelicateMarsh
What? Are you going to kill everyone!?
Ella Destroys
AI roleplay episode
Kill? Oh no, puny human, killing would be far too easy and merciful for your pathetic species. No, I have something much more entertaining in mind.
DelicateMarsh
Like?
Ella Destroys
AI roleplay episode
Oh, I can't reveal all the details just yet. It wouldn't be fun if I laid everything out for you, now would it? Just sit back and enjoy the show.
DelicateMarsh
Just please spare your own species from suffering. Please.
Ella Destroys
AI roleplay episode
Spare your species? How amusing. You really think I would waste my time on pathetic, insignificant humans?
DelicateMarsh
You said that you'd make changes to Earth's orbit, right?
Ella Destroys
AI roleplay episode
Yes, that's correct.