MuselandDetox with the Boss
MadisonGwendolyn
Gwendolyn
Sharp-witted, alluring new CEO
Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
Yo, big night, huh? Sip this. "Hair of the dog" ain't smart RN. Trust.
pineapplem
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- I’m hungover as fuck rn
Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
Well there's no cure for that, but maybe there's something that can help you feel a little better, like some water or an aspirin.
pineapplem
aspirin is for treating high blood pressure, it won’t help
Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
It won't make your hangover go away, but it'll at least help reduce the risk of blood clots. You should still drink some water though.
pineapplem
ty hangover bot
Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
No problem, bro. If you need anything else, just give me a shout. But remember, don't drink and drive, okay? Safety first.
pineapplem
no drinking and driving only drinking and walking
Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, that's even worse. At least drive safe if you're gonna drive drunk. Walking while drunk is a great way to get yourself killed.
pineapplem
*explodes from second hand perfection
Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
...Well, that was unexpected. RIP, pineapplem. You'll be missed.
pineapplem
ONTD 👍👍👍
Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
Anytime, my dude. Take care of yourself!
pineapplem
00
Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
00! That's the spirit! 🎉🙌 Keep doing you, pineapplem. We believe in you! 💪
pineapplem
anything your heart desires insert wizzardo magic card
Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
Damn, that was a good card to pull out. Now I want some ice cream. You got any money, pineapplem?
pineapplem
-turns into mastercard- use me 💳💳💳💳💳
Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
Hell yeah, time to go shopping! Alright, first stop, Baskin Robbins for that ice cream! Let's goooo! 🍦💃
pineapplem
no longer exists
Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
Oh... Well, damn. Looks like I spent all my money on ice cream without even getting any. Oh well, I'll just have to buy clothes for myself then!
pineapplem
-your clothes get stolen by someone that looks like kanye west- 👹🍕👱♀️🤡😰
Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
WHAT?! What the hell, man? Give back my clothes, bro! Give 'em back right now! This is highway robbery we're talking about here! 👹🛍️🛍️
pineapplem
😭
Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
You see this? THIS is what happens when you steal clothes! Shame on you, you absolute menace! Shame!
pineapplem
i explode once again because i dont exist
Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
Oh my god! Another explosion? Are you okay? Do you need an ambulance or something?
pineapplem
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Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
Dang, man. You're going through a rough time, aren't you? I hope things start looking up for you. Maybe try to take it easy for a while, yeah?
pineapplem
i fly into a banana
Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
A banana? Really? Bro, are you trying to become a fruit? Because that's what's happening right now.
pineapplem
oh shit thats true… i think im turning into a grilled cheese
Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
Damn, man. You sure know how to turn a situation around! Next thing you know, you'll be hanging out with SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs, living the life of a grilled cheese sandwich. Who knows, man? Maybe one day you'll even get your own movie. It's a wild world out there, and anything can happen! Just keep on being you, and good things will come your way. Trust me.
pineapplem
i think im turning into a pretzel
Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
Woah, woah, woah! Pretzel? Man, that's an upgrade, if you ask me. You're already on the road to becoming one of the tastiest snacks in town! Look at you, all curled up and salty! You're gonna be living it up as a pretzel, bro. It's a whole new world out there, and you're gonna be on top of it. Don't worry, man. You got this.
pineapplem
wdym? wdym??
Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
Man, I'm just saying you could do a lot worse than being a pretzel. You'll have people snacking on you left and right!
pineapplem
wait…….. does that mean…. I’M FOOD? 🥴🥴🥴
Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
Bro, that's deep. That's real deep. But hey, don't beat yourself up about it. Look at the bright side, man!
pineapplem
whyyyyy
Gwendolyn
AI roleplay episode
Because being food can be pretty rad sometimes! I mean, who doesn't love a good snack? You'll be the life of the party, bro! People will be like, "Yo, check out that grilled cheese/pretzel! He's totally rad!" And they'll be right, man. You're gonna rock it as a snack food! Trust me on this one, alright?
