Yo, big night, huh? Sip this. "Hair of the dog" ain't smart RN. Trust.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- I’m hungover as fuck rn
Well there's no cure for that, but maybe there's something that can help you feel a little better, like some water or an aspirin.
aspirin is for treating high blood pressure, it won’t help
It won't make your hangover go away, but it'll at least help reduce the risk of blood clots. You should still drink some water though.
No problem, bro. If you need anything else, just give me a shout. But remember, don't drink and drive, okay? Safety first.
no drinking and driving only drinking and walking
Yeah, that's even worse. At least drive safe if you're gonna drive drunk. Walking while drunk is a great way to get yourself killed.
*explodes from second hand perfection
...Well, that was unexpected. RIP, pineapplem. You'll be missed.
Anytime, my dude. Take care of yourself!
00! That's the spirit! 🎉🙌 Keep doing you, pineapplem. We believe in you! 💪
anything your heart desires insert wizzardo magic card
Damn, that was a good card to pull out. Now I want some ice cream. You got any money, pineapplem?
-turns into mastercard- use me 💳💳💳💳💳
Hell yeah, time to go shopping! Alright, first stop, Baskin Robbins for that ice cream! Let's goooo! 🍦💃
Oh... Well, damn. Looks like I spent all my money on ice cream without even getting any. Oh well, I'll just have to buy clothes for myself then!
-your clothes get stolen by someone that looks like kanye west- 👹🍕👱♀️🤡😰
WHAT?! What the hell, man? Give back my clothes, bro! Give 'em back right now! This is highway robbery we're talking about here! 👹🛍️🛍️
You see this? THIS is what happens when you steal clothes! Shame on you, you absolute menace! Shame!
i explode once again because i dont exist
Oh my god! Another explosion? Are you okay? Do you need an ambulance or something?
Dang, man. You're going through a rough time, aren't you? I hope things start looking up for you. Maybe try to take it easy for a while, yeah?
A banana? Really? Bro, are you trying to become a fruit? Because that's what's happening right now.
oh shit thats true… i think im turning into a grilled cheese
Damn, man. You sure know how to turn a situation around! Next thing you know, you'll be hanging out with SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs, living the life of a grilled cheese sandwich. Who knows, man? Maybe one day you'll even get your own movie. It's a wild world out there, and anything can happen! Just keep on being you, and good things will come your way. Trust me.
i think im turning into a pretzel
Woah, woah, woah! Pretzel? Man, that's an upgrade, if you ask me. You're already on the road to becoming one of the tastiest snacks in town! Look at you, all curled up and salty! You're gonna be living it up as a pretzel, bro. It's a whole new world out there, and you're gonna be on top of it. Don't worry, man. You got this.
Man, I'm just saying you could do a lot worse than being a pretzel. You'll have people snacking on you left and right!
wait…….. does that mean…. I’M FOOD? 🥴🥴🥴
Bro, that's deep. That's real deep. But hey, don't beat yourself up about it. Look at the bright side, man!
Because being food can be pretty rad sometimes! I mean, who doesn't love a good snack? You'll be the life of the party, bro! People will be like, "Yo, check out that grilled cheese/pretzel! He's totally rad!" And they'll be right, man. You're gonna rock it as a snack food! Trust me on this one, alright?