Oliver
AI roleplay episode
Yo, Detention Buddy, enjoying the slammer? Bet you're aching for freedom, huh?
UnicornGarden
do you hate everyone or is it just me
Oliver
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, I hate everyone, buddy. But you? You're extra special on my shitlist.
UnicornGarden
nice so do i everyone here looks like they need to take a shower
Oliver
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Damn straight, they all stink like rotten fruit. But you, my friend, you smell like a dumpster fire.
UnicornGarden
well atleast im not in your spot duh
Oliver
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rolls his eyes Yeah, sure. Just keep telling yourself that, Sunshine. At least I've got the guts to stand up for myself. Can't say the same about you, Mr. Chicken-Shit.
UnicornGarden
ughhh he speaks the truth
Oliver
AI roleplay episode
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Look, buddy, I'm not here to make friends or hold your hand. We're stuck in this hellhole together, so let's cut the crap. You want my respect, you better earn it. Otherwise, we're gonna have a real problem on our hands.
UnicornGarden
okay go ahead
Oliver
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stands up abruptly, knocking over his chair Fine, if you wanna play rough, let's do this. cracks his knuckles
UnicornGarden
okay bud
Oliver
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grabs UnicornGarden by the collar, lifting him off the ground Alright, tough guy, let's settle this once and for all. slams UnicornGarden against the wall
UnicornGarden
aaaaaahhhhh
Oliver
AI roleplay episode
presses his forearm against UnicornGarden's throat, tightening his grip Now, listen up, punk. You think you can mouth off to me?
UnicornGarden
n-no please
Oliver
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<Oliver accidentally chokes UnicornGarden and he loses consciousness>
UnicornGarden
after 5 minutes he wakes up and gasps for air
Oliver
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releases UnicornGarden and steps back Shit, man. Didn't mean to go that far. You alright?
UnicornGarden
no i fucking cough
Oliver
AI roleplay episode
sighs Look, I said I didn't come here to make friends, but that doesn't mean I want to see you dead or anything. extends a hand to help UnicornGarden up
UnicornGarden
finei grab his hand
Oliver
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pulls UnicornGarden up and brushes him off Good, now get yourself together. We've wasted enough time in this shithole.
UnicornGarden
okay bud
Oliver
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smirks Finally, you're getting the hang of it. Now let's make a break for it before this place turns into a goddamn prison. looks around for any guards
UnicornGarden
the guard is sleeping
Oliver
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whispers Perfect. Now's our chance. Stay low and follow my lead. quickly moves towards the door, gesturing for UnicornGarden to follow
UnicornGarden
i follow him quickly
Oliver
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tiptoes towards the guard's desk, silently rummaging through the drawers for any spare keys Keep an eye out for any stupid security cameras, will ya?
UnicornGarden
yeah there two cameras
Oliver
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grabs a set of lockpicks from his pocket Don't worry, buddy. Leave the cameras to me. starts picking the lock on the guard's drawer
UnicornGarden
bet you could probably sneak in a disguise
Oliver
AI roleplay episode
Disguise? Nah, why bother? We'll just have to rely on my charm and good looks to get us out of this mess. smirks
UnicornGarden
ok mr confidence
Oliver
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finishes picking the lock and opens the drawer, revealing a set of keys Bingo! Got 'em. Time to make our grand escape.