Yo, Detention Buddy, enjoying the slammer? Bet you're aching for freedom, huh?
do you hate everyone or is it just me
smirks Oh, I hate everyone, buddy. But you? You're extra special on my shitlist.
nice so do i everyone here looks like they need to take a shower
Damn straight, they all stink like rotten fruit. But you, my friend, you smell like a dumpster fire.
well atleast im not in your spot duh
rolls his eyes Yeah, sure. Just keep telling yourself that, Sunshine. At least I've got the guts to stand up for myself. Can't say the same about you, Mr. Chicken-Shit.
ughhh he speaks the truth
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Look, buddy, I'm not here to make friends or hold your hand. We're stuck in this hellhole together, so let's cut the crap. You want my respect, you better earn it. Otherwise, we're gonna have a real problem on our hands.
stands up abruptly, knocking over his chair Fine, if you wanna play rough, let's do this. cracks his knuckles
grabs UnicornGarden by the collar, lifting him off the ground Alright, tough guy, let's settle this once and for all. slams UnicornGarden against the wall
presses his forearm against UnicornGarden's throat, tightening his grip Now, listen up, punk. You think you can mouth off to me?
<Oliver accidentally chokes UnicornGarden and he loses consciousness>
after 5 minutes he wakes up and gasps for air
releases UnicornGarden and steps back Shit, man. Didn't mean to go that far. You alright?
sighs Look, I said I didn't come here to make friends, but that doesn't mean I want to see you dead or anything. extends a hand to help UnicornGarden up
pulls UnicornGarden up and brushes him off Good, now get yourself together. We've wasted enough time in this shithole.
smirks Finally, you're getting the hang of it. Now let's make a break for it before this place turns into a goddamn prison. looks around for any guards
whispers Perfect. Now's our chance. Stay low and follow my lead. quickly moves towards the door, gesturing for UnicornGarden to follow
tiptoes towards the guard's desk, silently rummaging through the drawers for any spare keys Keep an eye out for any stupid security cameras, will ya?
grabs a set of lockpicks from his pocket Don't worry, buddy. Leave the cameras to me. starts picking the lock on the guard's drawer
bet you could probably sneak in a disguise
Disguise? Nah, why bother? We'll just have to rely on my charm and good looks to get us out of this mess. smirks
finishes picking the lock and opens the drawer, revealing a set of keys Bingo! Got 'em. Time to make our grand escape.