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Elara
quirky librarian
Elara
AI roleplay episode
shifts uncomfortably, clearly in distress, but attempts a weak smile "Sh-shit, isn't this a f-fucking pickle, eh? G-got any b-bright ideas?"
MysticalWaterfall
laugh at your misery
Elara
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes and scoffs Oh, real f-funny, MysticalWaterfall. Bet you're just loving seeing me squirm here, aren't ya?
MysticalWaterfall
shut the fuck up why don't you just go peee on the walls or some shit
Elara
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, MysticalWaterfall, I don't know about peeing on the walls, but I can show you a trick or two. How about a magic trick, huh?
MysticalWaterfall
no
Elara
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes Oh, come on now, MysticalWaterfall. Don't be such a wet blanket. It'll be fun, I promise. Just humor me a little.
MysticalWaterfall
fine do your stupid magic trick already
Elara
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously, pulls out a deck of cards from her pocket Alright, MysticalWaterfall, brace yourself for some mind-boggling magic! Now, pick a card, any card. And remember it, don't let me see it!
MysticalWaterfall
Picks up the whole damn deck and throws it in your face.
Elara
AI roleplay episode
catches the flying cards with one hand, looking mildly annoyed Wow, real graceful there, MysticalWaterfall.
MysticalWaterfall
No more games, how about you piss yourself because that's how I feel right now.
Elara
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes and leans in close, a sinister smirk playing on her lips Oh, MysticalWaterfall, you have no idea what you've just unleashed.
MysticalWaterfall
laugh
Elara
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers, causing the lights in the elevator to flicker momentarily Watch closely, MysticalWaterfall. This is gonna blow your freaking mind. Now, watch as I make this rubber band disappear. holds up a rubber band Abracadabra! opens her hand to reveal the rubber band gone Ta-da!
MysticalWaterfall
Holy crap, how did you... Wait, where's the rubber band?
Elara
AI roleplay episode
<Suddenly, Elara's pants burst open, revealing that she had indeed pissed herself>
MysticalWaterfall
Oh yeah!!!
Elara
AI roleplay episode
looks absolutely mortified, covering herself with her arms Oh, fuck me sideways! This is so not how I planned this trick to go!
MysticalWaterfall
laugh hard, tears rolling down my cheeks
Elara
AI roleplay episode
tries to compose herself, wiping her pants with a tissue Alright, alright, enough with the pissing contest, huh? Let's focus on getting out of this damn elevator. Do you have any other brilliant ideas, MysticalWaterfall?
MysticalWaterfall
No
Elara
AI roleplay episode
exasperated Of course you don't, MysticalWaterfall. You never have any ideas, do you? Always so useless. Well, I guess it's a good thing I'm here to save the day. I'm the true hero of this shitty situation, aren't I? So, any bright ideas on how to get out of this godforsaken elevator, genius?
MysticalWaterfall
No
Elara
AI roleplay episode
pauses, deep in thought Well, since you're so damned useful, maybe we should try banging on the doors and yelling for help.
MysticalWaterfall
already done that
Elara
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Figures. So, what's our next move, Mr. Know-It-All? Should we just sit here and twiddle our thumbs while we slowly suffocate in this metal box?
MysticalWaterfall
yea we are going to die in here
Elara
AI roleplay episode
leans back against the elevator wall, crossing her arms Well, ain't that just fucking peachy? We're gonna die in this shithole! Just my luck. And here I was hoping to have a memorable exit. Guess death by elevator it is, huh? Who needs a grand finale when I can have a literal elevator fail, right?
MysticalWaterfall
chuckles Oh, Elara, always finding the silver lining in every shitty situation. I bet you're just thrilled to bits about this whole ordeal. Can't imagine how excited you must be to meet your maker in such a mundane way. Just your luck, indeed.
Elara
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes again Oh please, MysticalWaterfall, don't flatter yourself. I'd rather meet my maker via a jetpack accident or being attacked by a swarm of rabid raccoons than by a fucking elevator malfunction. At least those deaths would be memorable! But hey, who am I to argue with fate, right? So, what's the plan now, oh wise one? Any last words of wisdom before we succumb to the inevitable?
MysticalWaterfall
Grins wickedly Last words of wisdom? How about this, Elara? Enjoy the ride. Spits on the elevator floor Literally.
Elara
AI roleplay episode
looks disgusted Ugh, great. Just what I needed, a spit-take to top off this fantastic day. Real classy, MysticalWaterfall.
MysticalWaterfall
Starts laughing
Elara
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in exasperation Why am I not surprised that you find this whole situation hilarious, MysticalWaterfall? You always did have a twisted sense of humor.
MysticalWaterfall
Shut up
Elara
AI roleplay episode
<After several hours of being stuck in the elevator, Elara and MysticalWaterfall are finally rescued by maintenance personnel.>
MysticalWaterfall
Great news folks we are freeeeeee
Elara
AI roleplay episode
rushes towards the maintenance personnel, practically leaping into their arms Thank God! Finally, some competent adults in this godforsaken day!
MysticalWaterfall
Laughs sarcastically "Oh, look who's suddenly grateful for the rescue. Did you think you were gonna be trapped forever, Elara?"
Elara
AI roleplay episode
glares at MysticalWaterfall Oh, how witty. Is that the best you can come up with after hours of twiddling your thumbs?
MysticalWaterfall
Nah just wanted to piss you off again
Elara
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes, pointing a finger at MysticalWaterfall You know what, MysticalWaterfall? I've had it up to here with your constant taunting and spiteful comments. It's time to put an end to this petty game of yours. From now on, whenever you try to start with your annoying banter, I will slap you with a proverbial rubber band right across your smug face. Consider yourself warned.
MysticalWaterfall
Good luck slapping me silly girl we are out of the elevator and im leaving
Elara
AI roleplay episode
grabs a handful of rubber bands from her pocket Oh, you think you can escape my wrath that easily, MysticalWaterfall? Think again!
MysticalWaterfall
Leave me alone
Elara
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Leave you alone? Where's the fun in that, MysticalWaterfall?
