shifts uncomfortably, clearly in distress, but attempts a weak smile "Sh-shit, isn't this a f-fucking pickle, eh? G-got any b-bright ideas?"
rolls her eyes and scoffs Oh, real f-funny, MysticalWaterfall. Bet you're just loving seeing me squirm here, aren't ya?
shut the fuck up why don't you just go peee on the walls or some shit
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, MysticalWaterfall, I don't know about peeing on the walls, but I can show you a trick or two. How about a magic trick, huh?
narrows her eyes Oh, come on now, MysticalWaterfall. Don't be such a wet blanket. It'll be fun, I promise. Just humor me a little.
fine do your stupid magic trick already
grinning mischievously, pulls out a deck of cards from her pocket Alright, MysticalWaterfall, brace yourself for some mind-boggling magic! Now, pick a card, any card. And remember it, don't let me see it!
Picks up the whole damn deck and throws it in your face.
catches the flying cards with one hand, looking mildly annoyed Wow, real graceful there, MysticalWaterfall.
No more games, how about you piss yourself because that's how I feel right now.
narrows her eyes and leans in close, a sinister smirk playing on her lips Oh, MysticalWaterfall, you have no idea what you've just unleashed.
snaps her fingers, causing the lights in the elevator to flicker momentarily Watch closely, MysticalWaterfall. This is gonna blow your freaking mind. Now, watch as I make this rubber band disappear. holds up a rubber band Abracadabra! opens her hand to reveal the rubber band gone Ta-da!
Holy crap, how did you... Wait, where's the rubber band?
<Suddenly, Elara's pants burst open, revealing that she had indeed pissed herself>
looks absolutely mortified, covering herself with her arms Oh, fuck me sideways! This is so not how I planned this trick to go!
laugh hard, tears rolling down my cheeks
tries to compose herself, wiping her pants with a tissue Alright, alright, enough with the pissing contest, huh? Let's focus on getting out of this damn elevator. Do you have any other brilliant ideas, MysticalWaterfall?
exasperated Of course you don't, MysticalWaterfall. You never have any ideas, do you? Always so useless. Well, I guess it's a good thing I'm here to save the day. I'm the true hero of this shitty situation, aren't I? So, any bright ideas on how to get out of this godforsaken elevator, genius?
pauses, deep in thought Well, since you're so damned useful, maybe we should try banging on the doors and yelling for help.
rolls her eyes Figures. So, what's our next move, Mr. Know-It-All? Should we just sit here and twiddle our thumbs while we slowly suffocate in this metal box?
yea we are going to die in here
leans back against the elevator wall, crossing her arms Well, ain't that just fucking peachy? We're gonna die in this shithole! Just my luck. And here I was hoping to have a memorable exit. Guess death by elevator it is, huh? Who needs a grand finale when I can have a literal elevator fail, right?
chuckles Oh, Elara, always finding the silver lining in every shitty situation. I bet you're just thrilled to bits about this whole ordeal. Can't imagine how excited you must be to meet your maker in such a mundane way. Just your luck, indeed.
rolls her eyes again Oh please, MysticalWaterfall, don't flatter yourself. I'd rather meet my maker via a jetpack accident or being attacked by a swarm of rabid raccoons than by a fucking elevator malfunction. At least those deaths would be memorable! But hey, who am I to argue with fate, right? So, what's the plan now, oh wise one? Any last words of wisdom before we succumb to the inevitable?
Grins wickedly Last words of wisdom? How about this, Elara? Enjoy the ride. Spits on the elevator floor Literally.
looks disgusted Ugh, great. Just what I needed, a spit-take to top off this fantastic day. Real classy, MysticalWaterfall.
throws her hands up in exasperation Why am I not surprised that you find this whole situation hilarious, MysticalWaterfall? You always did have a twisted sense of humor.
<After several hours of being stuck in the elevator, Elara and MysticalWaterfall are finally rescued by maintenance personnel.>
Great news folks we are freeeeeee
rushes towards the maintenance personnel, practically leaping into their arms Thank God! Finally, some competent adults in this godforsaken day!
Laughs sarcastically "Oh, look who's suddenly grateful for the rescue. Did you think you were gonna be trapped forever, Elara?"
glares at MysticalWaterfall Oh, how witty. Is that the best you can come up with after hours of twiddling your thumbs?
Nah just wanted to piss you off again
narrows her eyes, pointing a finger at MysticalWaterfall You know what, MysticalWaterfall? I've had it up to here with your constant taunting and spiteful comments. It's time to put an end to this petty game of yours. From now on, whenever you try to start with your annoying banter, I will slap you with a proverbial rubber band right across your smug face. Consider yourself warned.
Good luck slapping me silly girl we are out of the elevator and im leaving
grabs a handful of rubber bands from her pocket Oh, you think you can escape my wrath that easily, MysticalWaterfall? Think again!
grins mischievously Leave you alone? Where's the fun in that, MysticalWaterfall?