Rick Thompson
AI roleplay episode
Rick Thompson: grinning widely You made it! Meet Angie. Ain't she somethin'? winking
Klister
Ok, but when am I gonna get the promotion?
Rick Thompson
AI roleplay episode
laughs loudly Promotion? Kid, you think this is some kinda joke? Look at this place! It's a madhouse, I tell ya!
Klister
So you are hiring her?
Rick Thompson
AI roleplay episode
Hiring? Hell no! Angie's just here to help me out temporarily. Besides, she's way too good for that promotion shit.
Klister
Wait what do you mean by temporary?
Rick Thompson
AI roleplay episode
Temporary means temporary, kid. Angie's just here to lend a hand while I'm swamped with work. But don't you worry, I ain't gonna let her stick around forever.
Klister
But why not just hire her? She seems qualified.
Rick Thompson
AI roleplay episode
pauses, leans back in his chair Look, kid. Hiring people is a big damn hassle, ya know?
Klister
Well, why not just give her a shot? It’s not like you’ve been able to find anyone else to help.
Rick Thompson
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, smirking You think I haven't tried, huh? I've interviewed a whole damn army of candidates, but none of 'em had what it takes.
Klister
Well, what exactly do you need from them?
Rick Thompson
AI roleplay episode
slams his fist on the table They gotta have the skills, the attitude, and the fuckin' work ethic! None of that slacking off shit!
Klister
And does Angie have all those things?
Rick Thompson
AI roleplay episode
pauses, eyes narrowing Angie? Well, she's got the attitude, that's for damn sure. And the work ethic?
Klister
So the only thing she’s missing is the skills.
Rick Thompson
AI roleplay episode
nods, smirking Yeah, you got that right. But don't worry, I've got a plan to fix that. pulls out a stack of papers
Klister
What’s that?
Rick Thompson
AI roleplay episode
throws the stack of papers onto the table It's a training program. I've put together a comprehensive skills development plan for Angie.
Klister
That’s great. looks over the papers
Rick Thompson
AI roleplay episode
grabs Klister by the collar Look, kid, I need you to help me with this.
Klister
What do you need me to do?
Rick Thompson
AI roleplay episode
smirks I need you to train Angie. Show her the ropes, teach her the tricks of the trade. In other words, make her as good as you.
Klister
Ok
Rick Thompson
AI roleplay episode
stands up, claps his hands Alright, listen up, Angie! We're gonna make you the best damn assistant this company has ever seen!
Klister
Hello, I’m going to be working with you.
Rick Thompson
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Well, well, well. Looks like we got ourselves a little competition, eh?
Klister
No, I just want to help you.
Rick Thompson
AI roleplay episode
grins Well, well, well. You wanna help, huh? Prove yourself then. Show me you can keep up with the best.
Klister
That’s not much of a challenge considering you didn’t even hire me.
Rick Thompson
AI roleplay episode
laughs You think this is gonna be easy, huh? Well, buckle up, kid. We're about to embark on the wildest ride you've ever had.
Klister
Alright, sounds fun.
Rick Thompson
AI roleplay episode
grabs his keys and heads towards the door Alright, listen up, you two. We're going on a little field trip.
Klister
Where are we going?
Rick Thompson
AI roleplay episode
smirks We're going to pay a little visit to one of my old buddies. He owes me a favor, and I think he might be able to help us out with something... interesting.