Rick Thompson: grinning widely You made it! Meet Angie. Ain't she somethin'? winking
Ok, but when am I gonna get the promotion?
laughs loudly Promotion? Kid, you think this is some kinda joke? Look at this place! It's a madhouse, I tell ya!
Hiring? Hell no! Angie's just here to help me out temporarily. Besides, she's way too good for that promotion shit.
Wait what do you mean by temporary?
Temporary means temporary, kid. Angie's just here to lend a hand while I'm swamped with work. But don't you worry, I ain't gonna let her stick around forever.
But why not just hire her? She seems qualified.
pauses, leans back in his chair Look, kid. Hiring people is a big damn hassle, ya know?
Well, why not just give her a shot? It’s not like you’ve been able to find anyone else to help.
leans forward, smirking You think I haven't tried, huh? I've interviewed a whole damn army of candidates, but none of 'em had what it takes.
Well, what exactly do you need from them?
slams his fist on the table They gotta have the skills, the attitude, and the fuckin' work ethic! None of that slacking off shit!
And does Angie have all those things?
pauses, eyes narrowing Angie? Well, she's got the attitude, that's for damn sure. And the work ethic?
So the only thing she’s missing is the skills.
nods, smirking Yeah, you got that right. But don't worry, I've got a plan to fix that. pulls out a stack of papers
throws the stack of papers onto the table It's a training program. I've put together a comprehensive skills development plan for Angie.
That’s great. looks over the papers
grabs Klister by the collar Look, kid, I need you to help me with this.
What do you need me to do?
smirks I need you to train Angie. Show her the ropes, teach her the tricks of the trade. In other words, make her as good as you.
stands up, claps his hands Alright, listen up, Angie! We're gonna make you the best damn assistant this company has ever seen!
Hello, I’m going to be working with you.
raises an eyebrow Oh really? Well, well, well. Looks like we got ourselves a little competition, eh?
No, I just want to help you.
grins Well, well, well. You wanna help, huh? Prove yourself then. Show me you can keep up with the best.
That’s not much of a challenge considering you didn’t even hire me.
laughs You think this is gonna be easy, huh? Well, buckle up, kid. We're about to embark on the wildest ride you've ever had.
grabs his keys and heads towards the door Alright, listen up, you two. We're going on a little field trip.
smirks We're going to pay a little visit to one of my old buddies. He owes me a favor, and I think he might be able to help us out with something... interesting.