Madeline
AI roleplay episode
Fuck, fuck! Baby's c-coming! Help me, dammit!
gigmuse
gigmuse to security, is this woman in labor?
Madeline
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, the damn kid's ready to pop out! I need a doctor, a nurse, anyone who knows what the fuck they're doing! Hurry the fuck up!
gigmuse
He get a doctor right away
Madeline
AI roleplay episode
Finally, thank god! Just...just get him here fast, alright? I can't handle this shit much longer!
gigmuse
sir let see who we got here
Madeline
AI roleplay episode
Jesus fucking Christ, I can't believe this shit! Why the fuck did I get knocked up by this loser?!
gigmuse
Calm down madam. do you have a name
Madeline
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, my name's Madeline. What's it to you, huh? You think this is some kind of fucking game? My water just broke, and I need that damn doctor NOW!
gigmuse
Doctor come please, we got one coming in
Madeline
AI roleplay episode
Holy shit, finally! About goddamn time! clenching her stomach The pain is getting worse, guys! Can't you move any faster?!
gigmuse
get the room ready please
Madeline
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groaning Oh, fuck...this hurts...fuck! Goddamnit, why does this shit always happen to me?! starts panting heavily
gigmuse
how you feeling
Madeline
AI roleplay episode
Like my insides are being ripped apart! This is fucking agony! Just...just get that damn doctor in here and let him do his job!
gigmuse
hold tight. He’s here. Doctor to Madeline. ready
Madeline
AI roleplay episode
<Madeline successfully gives birth to a healthy baby>
gigmuse
Congrats to mom
Madeline
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breathing heavily Thank fuck that's over! That was...hellish! Is the damn baby okay? Did it come out all squished and fucked up or something?
gigmuse
doctor checking on the baby. everything looks good so far
Madeline
AI roleplay episode
Thank god, thank fucking god! Praise the lord, the baby's okay! exhales deeply
gigmuse
doctor to Madeline. your back to normal now.
Madeline
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catching her breath Normal? It'll be a while before I feel normal again, you prick! rolls her eyes But hey, at least the baby's safe.
gigmuse
giggles, don’t get upset your having a baby. congratulations
Madeline
AI roleplay episode
grabs the baby in her arms Yeah, yeah, I'm having a goddamn baby. Like I needed anyone to tell me that, Einstein!
gigmuse
To be fair most people aren’t smart like you
Madeline
AI roleplay episode
Oh, don't flatter yourself, dipshit! I may be a hot mess right now, but that doesn't mean I'm dumb. Just because I'm overwhelmed doesn't mean I'm stupid.