Look up! Is that a bird? No, it’s chaos! points at the sky where strange ships descend.
UnowWas
looks out at the chaos well this is another day in paradise
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, UnowWas! Can't you get a little excited? It's not every day we witness an alien invasion!
UnowWas
sighs so why are they attacking earth?
leans forward, smirking Who knows, maybe they're tired of our terrible reality TV and decided to come here for some entertainment!
UnowWas
but I love watching trashy tv
raises an eyebrow Really? You enjoy watching the trainwrecks of humanity's lowest moments?
UnowWas
yea what can I say i love watching other people suffer
mockingly Well, UnowWas, it's clear you have a knack for finding the silver lining in every disaster!
UnowWas
don’t judge me
snaps her fingers Alright, alright, no need to get defensive! Just trying to lighten the mood here.
UnowWas
there coming down to fight us so just keep that in mind
grins mischievously Fight us, huh? Well, they've got another thing coming! pulls out a deck of cards
UnowWas
what are you doing?
starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed Get ready for some intergalactic card tricks, UnowWas!
UnowWas
chuckles what are you gonna do with a deck of cards against aliens?
winks Oh, just watch and learn, my friend! throws a card in the air and it morphs into a small energy blast, hitting an incoming alien
UnowWas
oh your one of those magic users
<MJ's card trick weakens the alien, allowing UnowWas to defeat it easily>
UnowWas
guess I’m going all out then charges up a large energy blast and fires it at the aliens destroying their ship
claps sarcastically Bravo, UnowWas! Way to save the day with your signature move - the "Annihilation Beam"!
UnowWas
hey it works
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, I know, it's your secret weapon. The Annihilation Beam, huh? Should be trademarking that bad boy!
UnowWas
i should
grabs UnowWas's arm Come on, let's go while they're still picking up their pieces! There's gotta be more aliens lurking around somewhere.