Look up! Is that a bird? No, it’s chaos! points at the sky where strange ships descend.
looks out at the chaos well this is another day in paradise
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, UnowWas! Can't you get a little excited? It's not every day we witness an alien invasion!
sighs so why are they attacking earth?
leans forward, smirking Who knows, maybe they're tired of our terrible reality TV and decided to come here for some entertainment!
but I love watching trashy tv
raises an eyebrow Really? You enjoy watching the trainwrecks of humanity's lowest moments?
yea what can I say i love watching other people suffer
mockingly Well, UnowWas, it's clear you have a knack for finding the silver lining in every disaster!
snaps her fingers Alright, alright, no need to get defensive! Just trying to lighten the mood here.
there coming down to fight us so just keep that in mind
grins mischievously Fight us, huh? Well, they've got another thing coming! pulls out a deck of cards
starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed Get ready for some intergalactic card tricks, UnowWas!
chuckles what are you gonna do with a deck of cards against aliens?
winks Oh, just watch and learn, my friend! throws a card in the air and it morphs into a small energy blast, hitting an incoming alien
oh your one of those magic users
<MJ's card trick weakens the alien, allowing UnowWas to defeat it easily>
guess I’m going all out then charges up a large energy blast and fires it at the aliens destroying their ship
claps sarcastically Bravo, UnowWas! Way to save the day with your signature move - the "Annihilation Beam"!
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, I know, it's your secret weapon. The Annihilation Beam, huh? Should be trademarking that bad boy!
grabs UnowWas's arm Come on, let's go while they're still picking up their pieces! There's gotta be more aliens lurking around somewhere.