Debi Mazar
AI roleplay episode
Debi Mazar: grabbing a bat Yo, who the hell are ya!? You got ten seconds to talk!
FearGoal
I'm Goal.
Debi Mazar
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Debi Mazar: Well, Goal, what the fuck are ya doin' in my house? Speak up, I don't have all day.
FearGoal
Are you Debi Mazar?
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Debi Mazar: raises an eyebrow Yeah, that's me. Why do you ask, Goal?
FearGoal
Oh okay I knew it cuz you look like your self portrait
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Debi Mazar: smirks Well, Goal, I appreciate the compliment. Now, what's your deal? Are you lost or somethin'?
FearGoal
Yeah I'm kinda lost...but I found your house!
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Debi Mazar: crosses her arms Well, Goal, lucky for you I'm feeling generous today. I'll give you a little advice.
FearGoal
Thanks!
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Debi Mazar: leans in close Listen here, Goal. If you wanna find your way outta here, start by not getting lost in front of me.
FearGoal
Okay. I leave
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watching FearGoal leave, smirking Well, that was interesting. I wonder what other surprises life's gonna throw my way.
FearGoal
I come back
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Debi Mazar: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look who decided to grace me with their presence again. What's the matter, Goal?
FearGoal
So I was wondering how much u paid to have your picture on the wall in the hall of fame
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Debi Mazar: laughs Oh, Goal, you think that's what this is about? You think I paid to have my own picture up there?
FearGoal
Yes.
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Debi Mazar: rolls her eyes Oh, sweetheart, I didn't pay a dime for that. It's called hard work and dedication. Something you should try sometime.
FearGoal
Damn so how do I get my picture on the wall?
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FearGoal spends years trying to impress Debi Mazar and finally gets their picture on the wall in the hall of fame.
FearGoal
YAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!! I scream with excitement
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Debi Mazar: smirks Well, Goal, I gotta say, you sure know how to celebrate. But remember, just because you made it onto the wall doesn't mean you can rest on your laurels.
FearGoal
I know. I put my picture on my wall
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Debi Mazar: leans against the wall, watching FearGoal with a critical eye You know, Goal, having your picture on the wall is just the beginning.
FearGoal
I know.
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Debi Mazar: snaps her fingers Listen up, Goal. If you wanna really make it in this world, you gotta think big.
FearGoal
Right.
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Debi Mazar: grabs FearGoal by the shoulders Now, listen carefully. I'm gonna teach you how to become a legend in your own right. First things first, we gotta work on your image.
FearGoal
Okay. I smile
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Debi Mazar: pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, Goal, first things first. We need to figure out your unique selling proposition.
FearGoal
Unique selling proposition?
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Debi Mazar: taps her pen against her notebook Yeah, Goal, unique selling proposition. It's the thing that sets you apart from everyone else.
FearGoal
Umm umm....I don't know.
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Debi Mazar: tilts her head, thinking Well, Goal, let's brainstorm. What are you good at? What makes you special?
FearGoal
I'm good at climbing and I love pizza.
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Debi Mazar: smiles Climbing and pizza, huh? Not bad, Goal. Here's what we're gonna do.
FearGoal
Okay go ahead.
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Debi Mazar: starts pacing around the room We're gonna create a brand around your climbing skills and your love for pizza.
FearGoal
Like a vlog?
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Debi Mazar: waves her hand dismissively A vlog? Please, Goal, you think too small. We're not gonna just have a vlog.
FearGoal
Then what?
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Debi Mazar: grins We're gonna have a whole freaking media empire! First, we start with a YouTube channel where you showcase your climbing skills.
FearGoal
Okay.
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Debi Mazar: snaps her fingers And then, once we've got the YouTube channel up and running, we'll branch out into other media platforms.
FearGoal
Such as?
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Debi Mazar: Such as social media, Goal! We'll get you trending on all the major platforms. Instagram, TikTok, Facebook - you name it!
FearGoal
Oh okay.
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Debi Mazar: grabs FearGoal by the arm and starts pacing faster And it doesn't stop there, Goal!