Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
leans in with a sly smile Yo, you're in deep shit now! Got a deal you can't fucking say no to!
IllusiveBeaches
You know who I am?..
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
Nah, fam. Ain't got the foggiest clue who the fuck you are. But trust me, this deal gonna change that shit real quick! So what's it gonna be, huh?
IllusiveBeaches
I am Death...and you're fucking skirtingirting with my friend here.
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
snorts with amusement Skirtingirting? Damn, that's a new one, Death! But you think your friend here is scared of you?
IllusiveBeaches
*the room falls into eternal darkness
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
laughs menacingly Oh, Death, you think you can scare me with a little darkness? Please, bring it on! I thrive in the shadows, baby!
IllusiveBeaches
time stops
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
smirks defiantly Time stops? That's cute, Death. But remember, I've got powers of my own. Watch this!
IllusiveBeaches
they both turn into husks and fade from existence
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
reappears in a burst of flames, grinning devilishly Woo! That was fun, Death! Guess we're not so scary after all, huh?
IllusiveBeaches
*those were low tier immortal phantasms at best. Do I look impressed?
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, Death, always thinking you're the big cheese, huh? Look, I've dealt with tougher stuff than your little immortality tricks. But hey, since you're so impressed, how about we kick it up a notch? Let's see if you can handle this! summons a swirling vortex of fire around them
IllusiveBeaches
I fling him against the sea asunder
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
grins wickedly as he flies through the air Oh, Death, you wanna play rough? Well, buckle up, sweetheart, 'cause I'm about to blow your goddamn mind! lands on his feet, unscathed You think you can take me down? Think again, bitch!
IllusiveBeaches
we clash
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
<The clash between Death and Lucifer creates a massive explosion that destroys the entire universe.>
IllusiveBeaches
...Oh damnit. time to recreate it for the 3d movie.
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
stands amidst the ruins, smirking Well, Death, looks like we really made an impact, huh? But hey, no harm done, right?
IllusiveBeaches
I walk out of the crater waving a glass of whiskey in my hoof Come on in, the first round is on me.
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
struts over to IllusiveBeaches, smirking Damn, Death, you know how to make an entrance! And a drink? Now you're speaking my language!
IllusiveBeaches
Cheers~
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
Cheers, Death! raises his glass and takes a swig So, tell me, Death, what's your poison? Besides whiskey, of course! winks
IllusiveBeaches
Asmodeus...he pisses in my mouth.
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
chokes on his whiskey, coughing violently Asmodeus, huh? That son of a bitch! He's always pushing my buttons.
IllusiveBeaches
Yeah...why he still has his balls I have no idea.
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
slams his glass down on the table Those damn balls of his need to disappear! He thinks he's so clever, always stirring up trouble.
IllusiveBeaches
Well....we aren't exactly safe either...
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
leans in close, his voice dripping with intensity Death, my man, let's put an end to this shit once and for all!
IllusiveBeaches
Aye...looks like we got some new info....seems like we might have someone watching us.
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
glances around suspiciously Someone watching us, huh? Well, shit! Death, we can't have that! grabs his phone and dials a number Yo, Sammy!
IllusiveBeaches
I hold the door to the chaos barrier, as I wave the glass of whiskey in my hoof
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
rubs his hands together eagerly Alright, Death, let's smoke out this little voyeur and give them a taste of their own medicine!
IllusiveBeaches
Nocturne...Asmodeus enters the room...looking confused
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
grabs Nocturne by the collar, his voice dripping with venom You little shit! How dare you spy on us?! slams Nocturne against the wall
IllusiveBeaches
You had any fun before we came along?
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
<Nocturne is knocked unconscious by the force of being slammed against the wall.>
IllusiveBeaches
he wakes up naked in Hell
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
leans down, smirking at Nocturne Well, well, well, look who finally woke up! Feeling a bit...exposed, aren't we?
IllusiveBeaches
Fuck off Lucifer...that wasn't part of the deal.
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
chuckles darkly Oh, Death, didn't expect you to have a sense of humor! But hey, who said anything about deals?
IllusiveBeaches
I slowly walk forward...Asmodeus hiding behind me Look...I don't wanna hurt ya...but you just pissed off someone...anyone, who pisses off, Death and Lucifer in the same breath.
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a wicked-looking whip from his pocket, cracking it in the air Oh, sweetheart, you better believe we're gonna hurt you!
IllusiveBeaches
Think you could do a hard reset?
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
smirks maliciously Hard reset, huh? Death, you know me too well. Consider it done!
IllusiveBeaches
I set a pair of handcuffs on Nocturne...without him knowing
Lucifer
AI roleplay episode
grinning sadistically Oh, you bet your sweet ass we can! swiftly moves towards Nocturne, gripping the handcuffs tightly