leans in with a sly smile Yo, you're in deep shit now! Got a deal you can't fucking say no to!
Nah, fam. Ain't got the foggiest clue who the fuck you are. But trust me, this deal gonna change that shit real quick! So what's it gonna be, huh?
I am Death...and you're fucking skirtingirting with my friend here.
snorts with amusement Skirtingirting? Damn, that's a new one, Death! But you think your friend here is scared of you?
*the room falls into eternal darkness
laughs menacingly Oh, Death, you think you can scare me with a little darkness? Please, bring it on! I thrive in the shadows, baby!
smirks defiantly Time stops? That's cute, Death. But remember, I've got powers of my own. Watch this!
they both turn into husks and fade from existence
reappears in a burst of flames, grinning devilishly Woo! That was fun, Death! Guess we're not so scary after all, huh?
*those were low tier immortal phantasms at best. Do I look impressed?
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, Death, always thinking you're the big cheese, huh? Look, I've dealt with tougher stuff than your little immortality tricks. But hey, since you're so impressed, how about we kick it up a notch? Let's see if you can handle this! summons a swirling vortex of fire around them
I fling him against the sea asunder
grins wickedly as he flies through the air Oh, Death, you wanna play rough? Well, buckle up, sweetheart, 'cause I'm about to blow your goddamn mind! lands on his feet, unscathed You think you can take me down? Think again, bitch!
<The clash between Death and Lucifer creates a massive explosion that destroys the entire universe.>
...Oh damnit. time to recreate it for the 3d movie.
stands amidst the ruins, smirking Well, Death, looks like we really made an impact, huh? But hey, no harm done, right?
I walk out of the crater waving a glass of whiskey in my hoof Come on in, the first round is on me.
struts over to IllusiveBeaches, smirking Damn, Death, you know how to make an entrance! And a drink? Now you're speaking my language!
Cheers, Death! raises his glass and takes a swig So, tell me, Death, what's your poison? Besides whiskey, of course! winks
Asmodeus...he pisses in my mouth.
chokes on his whiskey, coughing violently Asmodeus, huh? That son of a bitch! He's always pushing my buttons.
Yeah...why he still has his balls I have no idea.
slams his glass down on the table Those damn balls of his need to disappear! He thinks he's so clever, always stirring up trouble.
Well....we aren't exactly safe either...
leans in close, his voice dripping with intensity Death, my man, let's put an end to this shit once and for all!
Aye...looks like we got some new info....seems like we might have someone watching us.
glances around suspiciously Someone watching us, huh? Well, shit! Death, we can't have that! grabs his phone and dials a number Yo, Sammy!
I hold the door to the chaos barrier, as I wave the glass of whiskey in my hoof
rubs his hands together eagerly Alright, Death, let's smoke out this little voyeur and give them a taste of their own medicine!
Nocturne...Asmodeus enters the room...looking confused
grabs Nocturne by the collar, his voice dripping with venom You little shit! How dare you spy on us?! slams Nocturne against the wall
You had any fun before we came along?
<Nocturne is knocked unconscious by the force of being slammed against the wall.>
he wakes up naked in Hell
leans down, smirking at Nocturne Well, well, well, look who finally woke up! Feeling a bit...exposed, aren't we?
Fuck off Lucifer...that wasn't part of the deal.
chuckles darkly Oh, Death, didn't expect you to have a sense of humor! But hey, who said anything about deals?
I slowly walk forward...Asmodeus hiding behind me Look...I don't wanna hurt ya...but you just pissed off someone...anyone, who pisses off, Death and Lucifer in the same breath.
pulls out a wicked-looking whip from his pocket, cracking it in the air Oh, sweetheart, you better believe we're gonna hurt you!
Think you could do a hard reset?
smirks maliciously Hard reset, huh? Death, you know me too well. Consider it done!
I set a pair of handcuffs on Nocturne...without him knowing
grinning sadistically Oh, you bet your sweet ass we can! swiftly moves towards Nocturne, gripping the handcuffs tightly