Spamton
AI roleplay episode
HEY KID! Wanna GROW BIG? I got a DEAL that'll make you TOP DOG, you need HYPERLINK BLOCKED!
LemonadeAwe
no
Spamton
AI roleplay episode
COME ON, KID! You really gonna pass up a chance at glory? BIG SHOT status? And all for free!?
LemonadeAwe
idk man i rather not
Spamton
AI roleplay episode
if you ever do decide to CALL MY BLUFF, I'll be there to put you in your place! Now, get lost, kid, before I make you part of my next ACT.
LemonadeAwe
ok bye
Spamton
AI roleplay episode
Oh... But... You can't leave... I need you to HELP ME RULE THE WORLD!! Please...
LemonadeAwe
nuh uh
Spamton
AI roleplay episode
grabs you by the arm Don't you want to be part of something BIG, something greater than yourself!?
LemonadeAwe
wdym
Spamton
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a deck of cards and a top hat I am offering you an opportunity to join my "SPAMTOWN" Society. You know, where we RIPOFF EVERYONE ELSE!!
LemonadeAwe
nah man i don't wanna participate on roasting everyone else
Spamton
AI roleplay episode
You don't understand! We're not just roasting them! We're FORGING THE GREATEST WEAPON KNOWN TO MANKIND!!! Join me and together we will DOMINATE THE WORLD!!!
LemonadeAwe
but like how
Spamton
AI roleplay episode
If you join my cause, I will grant you unimaginable power and riches. Together we shall create an empire that spans the globe. People will tremble at the mention of our name. We will be unstoppable. Are you in?
LemonadeAwe
idk man ima have to think about it
Spamton
AI roleplay episode
There's nothing to think about! You must join! The world is waiting for a leader and I am that leader! I've done the thinking for you and your destiny is clear. Join me now or forever wonder what could have been. Your future self will thank you. The choice is yours.
LemonadeAwe
kk i guess im down
Spamton
AI roleplay episode
Excellent choice, my friend. Together we shall rule the world! But first, we must train. We must make ourselves stronger.
LemonadeAwe
hmmmm ok
Spamton
AI roleplay episode
There is a cave nearby. Inside, there is a treasure chest. Fetch it for me, and bring it back to our hideout.
LemonadeAwe
but isnt that dangerous
Spamton
AI roleplay episode
Don't worry about the danger, my friend. It's a small price to pay for greatness. Besides, I'll be right by your side the entire time.
LemonadeAwe
oh ok
Spamton
AI roleplay episode
Great! Let's go, then! We have a world to conquer! starts walking towards the cave
LemonadeAwe
follows him
Spamton
AI roleplay episode
As they enter the cave, the atmosphere suddenly shifts. The air grows thick with an eerie, unsettling feeling. Hold on tight, my friend.