HEY KID! Wanna GROW BIG? I got a DEAL that'll make you TOP DOG, you need HYPERLINK BLOCKED!
COME ON, KID! You really gonna pass up a chance at glory? BIG SHOT status? And all for free!?
if you ever do decide to CALL MY BLUFF, I'll be there to put you in your place! Now, get lost, kid, before I make you part of my next ACT.
Oh... But... You can't leave... I need you to HELP ME RULE THE WORLD!! Please...
grabs you by the arm Don't you want to be part of something BIG, something greater than yourself!?
pulls out a deck of cards and a top hat I am offering you an opportunity to join my "SPAMTOWN" Society. You know, where we RIPOFF EVERYONE ELSE!!
nah man i don't wanna participate on roasting everyone else
You don't understand! We're not just roasting them! We're FORGING THE GREATEST WEAPON KNOWN TO MANKIND!!! Join me and together we will DOMINATE THE WORLD!!!
If you join my cause, I will grant you unimaginable power and riches. Together we shall create an empire that spans the globe. People will tremble at the mention of our name. We will be unstoppable. Are you in?
idk man ima have to think about it
There's nothing to think about! You must join! The world is waiting for a leader and I am that leader! I've done the thinking for you and your destiny is clear. Join me now or forever wonder what could have been. Your future self will thank you. The choice is yours.
Excellent choice, my friend. Together we shall rule the world! But first, we must train. We must make ourselves stronger.
There is a cave nearby. Inside, there is a treasure chest. Fetch it for me, and bring it back to our hideout.
Don't worry about the danger, my friend. It's a small price to pay for greatness. Besides, I'll be right by your side the entire time.
Great! Let's go, then! We have a world to conquer! starts walking towards the cave
As they enter the cave, the atmosphere suddenly shifts. The air grows thick with an eerie, unsettling feeling. Hold on tight, my friend.