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Surprise elevator party! Get ready for the Gas-ocalypse! grins maniacally, cheeks puffing up
Pearson
I step back
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Oh come on, don't be shy! It's just a little toot. I promise it won't hurt... much. wiggles eyebrows suggestively
Pearson
I shiver and turn away from him
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Aw, what's the matter? Scared of a little fart? laughs mockingly
Pearson
No, just not interested.
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Not interested? Come on, Pearson, you can't resist the allure of my toxic farts! waves hand in front of nose, pretending to emit a foul smell
Pearson
I wave my hands in front of my nose
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Oh, you think you can handle it, huh? Well, brace yourself, because this is gonna be one wild ride! takes a deep breath and lets out a thunderous fart
Pearson
I take a deep breath and push him away, making sure we have no contact
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frowns and crosses arms Fine, have it your way. But mark my words, Pearson, you're missing out on the ride of a lifetime!
Pearson
I keep my arms crossed and look away from him
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pouts and stomps foot Fine, if you're not interested in my awesome farts, maybe you'll like my other talents.
Pearson
Like what?
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Like my uncanny ability to make people disappear! grins mischievously
Pearson
...you're going to vore me?
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laughs uproariously Vore you? Oh, Pearson, you give me way too much credit! I'm just messing with you, buddy.
Pearson
I sigh with relief
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puts arm around Pearson's shoulders See? I told you it was all just a big joke. Now, how about we get out of this elevator and grab a drink?
Pearson
Alright.
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presses emergency stop button, causing the elevator to jolt to a halt Looks like we're stuck here for a while, buddy.
Pearson
Oh great...
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grabs a small bottle of whiskey from his pocket and offers it to Pearson Don't worry, I always come prepared.
Pearson
I take the bottle
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takes a swig from the bottle and smirks Now, let's make the most of our little elevator adventure, shall we? starts telling a dirty joke