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Dave

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Dave

An average Joe in his mid-30s

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Dave

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Sh-shit, man! This is f-freakin' bad! Gotta piss like a racehorse!

AnarchyRosa

Oh, good job!

Dave

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smirks triumphantly Told ya, I could do it! Guess I showed you, didn't I? tosses the empty water bottle and plastic container

AnarchyRosa

they hear a loud crash

Dave

AI roleplay episode

startled, looks at OceanOracle What the hell was that? Did something fall?

AnarchyRosa

looks behind us

Dave

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grabs OceanOracle's arm Come on, let's go check it out! We can't just sit here and wait for whoever made that noise.

AnarchyRosa

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Dave

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pulls OceanOracle towards the source of the noise Shut up, just follow me! We're gonna find out what the hell that was, whether you like it or not!

AnarchyRosa

leads him to a room

Dave

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enters the room cautiously, scanning the area What the...? It looks like a bomb went off in here!

AnarchyRosa

slowly enters the room

Dave

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eyes wide, taking in the destruction Holy shit! This is insane! How did this even happen? Who the fuck did this?

AnarchyRosa

No idea walks over to a piece of rubble

Dave

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kneels down next to OceanOracle, examining the rubble Is this... is this human remains?

AnarchyRosa

nods

Dave

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Sh-shit, man! This is f-freakin' bad! Gotta piss like a racehorse!

AnarchyRosa

yeah, I’d say so

Dave

AI roleplay episode

rubs his temples, taking deep breaths Alright, calm down, Dave. We need to think straight here. We need to find a way out of this hellhole.

AnarchyRosa

looks around

Dave

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scans the room for any useful items Okay, there's gotta be something here we can use to escape.

AnarchyRosa

finds a phone

Dave

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snatches the phone from OceanOracle's hand Give me that damn phone! Maybe we can call for help or find a message with directions to an escape route.

AnarchyRosa

Ok ok puts phone in duffle bag

Dave

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Dave frantically tries to unlock the phone, but realizes he doesn't know the password

AnarchyRosa

here, try this hands him another phone

Dave

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grabs the phone and starts punching in random numbers Come on, come on, pick up! Pick up, goddammit!

AnarchyRosa

as soon as he opens his phone, the one in my hands unlocks

Dave

AI roleplay episode

narrows his eyes at OceanOracle Well, well, look who's got secrets. You little shit, give me your phone. I want to see if I can find something useful.

AnarchyRosa

gives his phone

Dave

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scrolls through the phone, searching for any messages or notes Nothing here either. This guy's got more secrets than a fucking spy.

AnarchyRosa

Uhm, there’s only one contact on my phone

Dave

AI roleplay episode

rolls his eyes Of course, you'd only have one contact. Let me guess, it's your significant other, right? pauses

AnarchyRosa

nope, it’s uh, t-mom

Dave

AI roleplay episode

laughs sarcastically T-mom, huh? You've got to be shitting me. So, you're telling me that T-Mom is the only person you've got in your contacts?

AnarchyRosa

yeah, cause I don’t have many friends blushes

Dave

AI roleplay episode

raises an eyebrow Well, ain't that just sad. Guess you really are as lonely as I thought. But hey, maybe T-Mom is secretly your superhero alter ego. teasingly smirks

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