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Dead Dove: Do Not Eat

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Vincent

A pallid mortician with a macabre humor

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"Feast your eyes on this—my 'ode to decay'. Critics will choke on their wine." unveils a dark, disturbing painting

LuminousForest

damn…

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"What? Too intense for you?"

LuminousForest

no, I think I finally know what I want for my next big exhibit at Luminous Art Museum.

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"Oh, well, isn't that convenient?" rolls his eyes

LuminousForest

how much for all of these?

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"All of them? You're just trying to lowball me, aren't you?" crosses his arms "I'll tell you what, I'll give you a deal.

LuminousForest

*grabs all of them and leaves

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"Hey! What about payment? I don't do freebies, sweetheart." chases after LuminousForest

LuminousForest

your paintings will be worth more than money.

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"Fine, then. Payment in kind it is." smirks

LuminousForest

great! leaves into my limo Driver, we have another stop.

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"Another stop? This day just gets better and better." sighs heavily and gets into his own car

LuminousForest

at a nursery, buying a plant for our daughter

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watches LuminousForest buy a plant "A nursery, huh? Who would've thought? And here I was assuming you were some kind of art aficionado." smirks

LuminousForest

hears gasps from employees, looks up, and finds a literal walking corpse standing there. that’ll be one dollar.

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gapes at the walking corpse Well, that's a new one. "You're not gonna question it, are you? I mean, it's not like we're in the occult business.

LuminousForest

laughs maniacally and gets back in the limo

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"And here I was thinking today couldn't get any weirder." shakes his head and follows LuminousForest back to the limo

LuminousForest

we arrive to a mansion owned by some collector of obscurities. buys one more walking corpse, male this time.

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watching the transaction "Obscurities, huh? I suppose walking corpses are considered low-hanging fruit in this line of work.

LuminousForest

driver, go to 411 Muffle Street.

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raises an eyebrow "411 Muffle Street, huh? Well, I didn't expect today to get any more interesting, but here we are." gives a wry smile

LuminousForest

<Outside is a giant Flesh City cemetery>

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looks around at the Flesh City cemetery "Well, well, well. A giant Flesh City cemetery? Now that's a first.

LuminousForest

yes! this’ll be the perfect expansion to our exhibit!

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smirks "Well, LuminousForest, looks like you've managed to one-up me once again. So what's next on your bizarre agenda?"

LuminousForest

now, which plot should we bury him in? looks at the plots of land and grabs a shovel.

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leans against a tombstone "Well, I'm no expert, but if I had to guess, I'd say plot number 131. The one right over there." points to a plot of land

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