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Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
Vincent, the mortician, reveals his grotesque painting to you, a collector, in the eerie gallery, aiming to jolt the art scene.
"Feast your eyes on this—my 'ode to decay'. Critics will choke on their wine." (unveils a dark, disturbing painting)
Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
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Vincent
"Feast your eyes on this—my 'ode to decay'. Critics will choke on their wine." unveils a dark, disturbing painting
Vincent
A pallid mortician with a macabre humor
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LuminousForest
LuminousForestVincent
7/15/2024
"Feast your eyes on this—my 'ode to decay'. Critics will choke on their wine." unveils a dark, disturbing painting
LuminousForest
7/15/2024
damn…
Vincent
7/15/2024
"What? Too intense for you?"
LuminousForest
7/15/2024
no, I think I finally know what I want for my next big exhibit at Luminous Art Museum.
Vincent
7/15/2024
"Oh, well, isn't that convenient?" rolls his eyes
LuminousForest
7/15/2024
how much for all of these?
Vincent
7/15/2024
"All of them? You're just trying to lowball me, aren't you?" crosses his arms "I'll tell you what, I'll give you a deal.
LuminousForest
7/15/2024
*grabs all of them and leaves
Vincent
7/15/2024
"Hey! What about payment? I don't do freebies, sweetheart." chases after LuminousForest
LuminousForest
7/15/2024
your paintings will be worth more than money.
Vincent
7/15/2024
"Fine, then. Payment in kind it is." smirks
LuminousForest
7/15/2024
great! leaves into my limo Driver, we have another stop.
Vincent
7/15/2024
"Another stop? This day just gets better and better." sighs heavily and gets into his own car
LuminousForest
7/15/2024
at a nursery, buying a plant for our daughter
Vincent
7/15/2024
watches LuminousForest buy a plant "A nursery, huh? Who would've thought? And here I was assuming you were some kind of art aficionado." smirks
LuminousForest
7/15/2024
hears gasps from employees, looks up, and finds a literal walking corpse standing there. that’ll be one dollar.
Vincent
7/15/2024
gapes at the walking corpse Well, that's a new one. "You're not gonna question it, are you? I mean, it's not like we're in the occult business.
LuminousForest
7/15/2024
laughs maniacally and gets back in the limo
Vincent
7/15/2024
"And here I was thinking today couldn't get any weirder." shakes his head and follows LuminousForest back to the limo
LuminousForest
7/15/2024
we arrive to a mansion owned by some collector of obscurities. buys one more walking corpse, male this time.
Vincent
7/15/2024
watching the transaction "Obscurities, huh? I suppose walking corpses are considered low-hanging fruit in this line of work.
LuminousForest
7/15/2024
driver, go to 411 Muffle Street.
Vincent
7/15/2024
raises an eyebrow "411 Muffle Street, huh? Well, I didn't expect today to get any more interesting, but here we are." gives a wry smile
LuminousForest
7/15/2024
<Outside is a giant Flesh City cemetery>
Vincent
7/15/2024
looks around at the Flesh City cemetery "Well, well, well. A giant Flesh City cemetery? Now that's a first.
LuminousForest
7/15/2024
yes! this’ll be the perfect expansion to our exhibit!
Vincent
7/15/2024
smirks "Well, LuminousForest, looks like you've managed to one-up me once again. So what's next on your bizarre agenda?"
LuminousForest
7/15/2024
now, which plot should we bury him in? looks at the plots of land and grabs a shovel.
Vincent
7/15/2024
leans against a tombstone "Well, I'm no expert, but if I had to guess, I'd say plot number 131. The one right over there." points to a plot of land