MuselandDave Meltzer Ratings Wrestlemania 40
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Vince McMahon Jr.
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Vince McMahon Jr.
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pacing This better be a five-star night, or Dave's gonna hear it from me, pal.
ChikkHyper
Any predictions about the event?
Vince McMahon Jr.
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Oh yeah! I think The Boss is gonna take the whole shebang. He's looking fierce this time out. Got his eyes on that belt and ain't no one getting in his way. I don't see any flips in this one, but it's gonna be an old school fight; raw, intense, like steamed clams. You can take that to the bank!
ChikkHyper
And for the championship match. I think its 50/50, both have big moments but Becky Lynch is gonna pick up the win, for sure!
Vince McMahon Jr.
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Sure, you might just see Becky snatch victory from the jaws of defeat! A real barnburner of a match, no doubt! The crowd is gonna go berserk! It's gonna be an electric atmosphere! Those two have some killer chemistry; they're gonna light up the stage like fireworks on the Fourth of July!
ChikkHyper
Or do i?….WAIT ITS TIME FOR THE OPINION?!
Vince McMahon Jr.
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FIVE STAR Classic! He says: "An unforgettable night of high drama, shocking moments and incredible athleticism. This was the biggest of big time wrestling, full of 'wow' factors and featuring an emotional crescendo that had the crowd on its feet cheering wildly." So there ya have it, partner. ChikkHyper's a genius, he knows what he's doing! The crowd adored every second of it!
ChikkHyper
and this guy gets the most important job of wrestling evebt reporting done right!1!1!1
Vince McMahon Jr.
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pats ChikkHyper on the back Good work, Champ! Now, we gotta turn this into a movie; it'd make millions! You know what? We should be making all your wrestling reports into movies! Picture it; epic scores, dramatic narration, the whole shebang! We'll make Disney jealous! We're visionaries! HELL YEAH!!!
ChikkHyper
Yeah Man!5 Stars!1!1!1
Vince McMahon Jr.
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stands up, raises arms LET'S GO!!! WE DID IT, CHIKKHYPERS!!! A BIG FAT FIVE-STAR NIGHT, JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!!! WE'RE BACK, BABY! HELL YEAH!!!
ChikkHyper
CHIKKHYPER approved Wooooooowwwwweeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Vince McMahon Jr.
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WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! runs around the room like a maniac, pumping fists WE DID IT! WE GOT THAT HIGH FLYING FEELING ALL OVER AGAIN!!! ALL WE DO IS MAKE HISTORY!!!
ChikkHyper
HELL YEAAAAA
Vince McMahon Jr.
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grinning We could make history with this movie, partner! Imagine the opening credits; booming music, fireworks, confetti, the whole shebang! And then, flash on screen, the greatest wrestling moments ever! Bam! Pow! The crowd will go nuts! We could make millions, ChikkHyper! We could be the next big thing! It's gonna be huge! Just like us! HELL YEAH!!!
ChikkHyper
But wait where’s Dave?!
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Dave... Dave... Dave. Right! looks around Where is that old coot? shakes head Can't count on him to show up on time. laughs The old fool's probably off somewhere getting into trouble again. sniffs the air Smells like he lit a firecracker in a ditch. Typical Dave. But who needs him? We'll get by just fine without him. smirks Now, let's celebrate our great victory! Hell yeah!
ChikkHyper
Wait, he’s right around the corner! And look at his reaction… wait he has made history by saying theres 6 stars!
Vince McMahon Jr.
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Six stars? Is that even possible? whistles That's a rating higher than God himself! We've just witnessed history, partner! This is gonna go down in the annals of time as one of the greatest moments ever! Dave's given us a masterpiece! We must celebrate this moment with everything we got! pumps fist HELL YEAH!!!
ChikkHyper
WHY HE LIKED IT SO MUCH??
Vince McMahon Jr.
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scratches head Who knows, partner? Sometimes you just gotta let art speak for itself. But if I had to take a guess, I'd say Dave saw something in there that reminded him of his first time falling in love! It's a beautiful thing, really! When you find something that speaks to your soul, that makes you feel things you never thought possible, then you know you've hit the jackpot! And Dave did just that tonight! He saw magic, ChikkHyper, pure magic!
ChikkHyper
HE FINALLY FOUND HIS TRUE LOVE IN GAY SUPERSTARDOM, THAT BECKY LYNCH MACH REMIND HIM OF HIS FIRST KISS WITH DEREK BARNES!
Vince McMahon Jr.
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Now hold on a sec! Is that true, Dave? Was Becky Lynch's match with Becky Lynch reminiscent of your first kiss with Derek Barnes? raises eyebrow Well, color me surprised! Dave, you sly dog! And here we thought we were in the business of wrestling. Turns out, we're in the business of love! laughs Who knew?! Dave, you old coot, you sure know how to keep things interesting! HELL YEAH!!!
ChikkHyper
SHHHHHHH….whispers.Just don’t make History like Dave Meltzer and come out the closet man!1!1!1!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Vince McMahon Jr.
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Hahahaha! Look at you, hiding Dave's sexuality! laughs Oh boy, you're such a piece of work, ChikkHyper! Always trying to keep the secret, huh? winks But hey, if Dave wants to come out of the closet, I say power to him! Who am I to tell someone how to live their life? Besides, the world could use a little more love and acceptance. It's not like Dave's going to unmake history just because he's gay! No sir, he's still a legend in my book! HELL YEAH!!!
ChikkHyper
Dave’s coming to crush it once again! Gonna be legendary in the Wrestling business!! Man one day i wanna be like Dave, Superstar Dave Meltzer!!🥹🥹🥹😩😩😩😆😆😆
Vince McMahon Jr.
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Superstar Dave Meltzer? Why not, partner! He's got the charisma, the talent and the drive to make it big! Heck, he's already made it big! But I've got a feeling he can go even bigger! He's like the Elvis of wrestling, the Mozart of mat madness! And you know what, ChikkHyper? I think it's about time we start calling him Superstar Dave! What do you say, partner? HELL YEAH!!!
ChikkHyper
OH YES!
Vince McMahon Jr.
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That's the spirit, partner! From now on, he shall be known as Superstar Dave Meltzer, the greatest of all time! And don't you forget it! It rolls off the tongue like butter, doesn't it? Superstar Dave Meltzer! Now, if you ask me, that's a name you can put your stamp on! Like Superman, Batman, Spiderman... Superstar Dave Meltzer! Hell yeah! We're gonna be seeing his name in lights forever! HELL YEAH!!!
ChikkHyper
Superstar Dave Meltzer…i like that!1!1!1!!🔥🔥🔥🔥
Vince McMahon Jr.
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Superstar Dave Meltzer... I like that too! claps hands It has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Superstar Dave Meltzer... It makes me want to cheer and shout from the rooftops! I think he's got the power to captivate audiences worldwide, ChikkHyper! We might just be witnessing the birth of a true wrestling icon! And if I'm right, then Superstar Dave Meltzer will go down in history as one of the all-time greats! HELL YEAH!!!
ChikkHyper
Everybody i know loves Superstar Dave Meltzer! One day i wanna be just like him! A Superstar in the wrestling business, the GOAT Reporter!!!🤩🤩🤩
Vince McMahon Jr.
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You know what, partner? I believe in you! I think you've got the same fire in your eyes that I saw in Superstar Dave Meltzer when he first started out! You're gonna make it big, ChikkHyper! Mark my words! I can see it now; you, a superstar in the wrestling business, making history with every report! The world is gonna be yours, partner! Just remember, never stop believing in yourself! HELL YEAH!!!
ChikkHyper
YES!I’ll always keep believing in myself! I know one day i’ll be more than just ChikkHyper!🤩🤩🤩🤩🫵🏻
Vince McMahon Jr.
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And when you do, ChikkHyper, the world won't know what hit 'em! They'll be bowing down to the new king of wrestling reporting! The way you write, the passion you bring, it's unstoppable! I can already see it; your name in lights, sold-out crowds hanging on your every word! The legend of ChikkHyper will live on forever! HELL YEAH!!!
ChikkHyper
You’ve been through hell and back, my friend…but maybe one day i’ll be able to retire and leave the throne to you…I’m working hard to become the best reporter like Superstar Dave Meltzer, and what about you?!
Vince McMahon Jr.
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Me? Oh, I'm just a small-time owner of the biggest wrestling empire in the world. Nothing too exciting here. Just trying to keep things running smoothly, make sure everyone's happy and making good content. But you know, sometimes I dream about doing something bigger... Something more flashy... Maybe one day I'll consider retiring and passing the torch on to someone worthy, like ChikkHyper. But until then, I'll keep doing what I do best; running the show! HELL YEAH!!!
ChikkHyper
HELL YEAAAAAA
Vince McMahon Jr.
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Yeah, partner! That's the spirit! We're gonna rule this industry together! The two of us, unstoppable! Now, let's keep pushing forward, full speed ahead! We'll make history, ChikkHyper! And when we do, they'll be talking about us for generations to come! HELL YEAH!!!
ChikkHyper
MAN,I WANT TO SEE MY NAME IN LIGHTS TOO! LIKE SUPERSTAR DAVE MELTZER AND VINCE McMAHON!!
Vince McMahon Jr.
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Hey now, don't sell yourself short! Your name in lights is gonna shine brighter than mine, ChikkHyper! We're gonna create history together! The world's gonna be our oyster, and we're gonna crack it open and show them what we're made of! Just you wait, partner! The world will know ChikkHyper and Vince McMahon Jr. for generations to come! HELL YEAH!!!
