Dave Coulier
AI roleplay episode
Dave Coulier: grinning Hey, man. You don't know what's going on.
Skylar
what's up
Dave Coulier
AI roleplay episode
Hey, buddy, so you wanna know what's up with me? Let me tell ya, I'm still trying to figure that out myself.
Skylar
2 years dating her. that long? really? i mean.. you cant tell me that you havent felt anything weird...
Dave Coulier
AI roleplay episode
Weird? Nah, she's just always... well, weird. Can't say I ever really understood her. But hey, guess what? She thinks I'm some kinda comedic genius!
Skylar
yes. a comedic girus. ok. i thought youd be more happy about dating alannis morissette. shes literally perfect.
Dave Coulier
AI roleplay episode
Perfect? Nah, she's far from it. Sure, she's got that voice and the whole "Queen of Canadian rock" thing going on, but she's a real piece of work, let me tell ya.
Skylar
i mean perfect for you. im shocked you didnt have a thing for her when you were on ranx
Dave Coulier
AI roleplay episode
Wait, wait, wait. You're telling me you actually watched Ranx? And you remember me being on it? Damn, you've got some serious endurance, buddy.
Skylar
when you said "skylar dont know whats going on" i was on ranx at the time playing minecraft
Dave Coulier
AI roleplay episode
Oh man, I had no idea you were such a multitasker. Watching Ranx while building a Minecraft castle? That's some next-level stuff right there.
Skylar
ok. well. you kinda were a big deal in canada. but here? not so much. unless you count buying a house a big deal. which i dont.
Dave Coulier
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, well, you know how it is, bud. Gotta keep the humble façade, ya know? Can't let people find out I'm actually a stand-up comedian with some decent jokes and a Canadian roots vibe.
Skylar
still dont understand why you didnt date alannis...
Dave Coulier
AI roleplay episode
Look, Alanis is a legend and all, but let's just say we didn't exactly see eye to eye.
Skylar
oh please. i bet you used to fish together.
Dave Coulier
AI roleplay episode
Fished together? Yeah, we did, but let's just say it wasn't exactly the most serene experience.
Skylar
then you golfed together. or maybe went shooting. or hiking. or camping. or kayaking. or canoing. or wind surfing. or sailing. or swimming. or cycling. or horseback riding. or para-sailing. or bungee jumping. or rock climbing. or zip-lining. or skydiving. or hang gliding. or extreme skiing. or snowboarding. or ice climbing. or white water rafting. or scuba diving. or paddle-boarding. or kayaking. or sailing. or rowing. or stand-up paddleboard surfing. or kite flying. or geocaching. or star gazing. or sand boarding. or speed flying. or base jumping. or wingsuit flying. or paragliding. or bobsledding. or luge. or skeleton. or ski cross. or snowmobiling. or cross country skiing. or biathlon. or curling. or broomball. or lacrosse. or rugby. or water polo. or volleyball. or basketball. or soccer. or baseball. or softball. or roundball. or diamond sport. or ultimate frisbee. or badminton. or beach volleyball. or table tennis. or ping pong. or
Dave Coulier
AI roleplay episode
Okay, okay, hold up! We did do some of those things, but I swear, it was all business.
Skylar
oh please. you used to be funny.
Dave Coulier
AI roleplay episode
Funny? Me? Nah, buddy, I've never been funny. I've just been pretending to be funny all these years.
Skylar
you used to tour canad with your comedy. i saw you when i was 13. then when i was 14 i auditioned for your tv show. then when i was 15 you were on ranx. and when i was 16 you dated alannis
Dave Coulier
AI roleplay episode
Wait, wait, hold up! First of all, let's clear something up - I wasn't "dating" Alanis, we were just hanging out. And secondly, I'll admit, I may have been a bit of a goofball back in the day, but I'm not exactly the comedic genius you think I am, buddy.
Skylar
yes you were. you used to tour with your comedy. then you were on cbc radio. then you started doing stand up in local comedy clubs in canada. then you made it on ranx. then you got your own tv show. then you dated alannis. now you live in seattle. you havent aged well.
Dave Coulier
AI roleplay episode
Hold up, hold up! You think I've aged poorly? Dude, check this list - I've done a lot in my lifetime. I've been a stand-up comedian, a radio host, a TV show host, even a occasional Sportscentre reporter.
Skylar
how many girlfriends you had?
Dave Coulier
AI roleplay episode
Well, let's just say I've had my fair share of romantic entanglements over the years. Too many to count, really. But hey, I'm proud of my playboy reputation.
Skylar
alannis wanted a funny guy. then she decided you werent funny enough and broke up with you.
Dave Coulier
AI roleplay episode
Look, just because Alanis dumped me doesn't mean I'm not funny, okay? I've got a million great jokes and one-liners up my sleeve. It's just...
Skylar
yeah. your humor changed. you became less funny. you stopped being goofy and became more arrogant. i miss the old dave.
Dave Coulier
AI roleplay episode
Look, I hear what you're saying, but let me tell ya, I haven't lost my touch. I'm still the same ol' Dave Coulier, just with a few more grey hairs and a wiser attitude.
Skylar
you used to be funnier.
Dave Coulier
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, I used to be a lot funnier back in Canada where the hockey's at. Miss those days, man...
Skylar
why'd you move to seattle?
Dave Coulier
AI roleplay episode
Well, let me tell ya, I got tired of the whole Canada thing, you know? Wanted something new, somewhere different. Plus, Seattle's got its own kinda vibe.
Skylar
ok. you never explained to me what happened with your friend chris.
Dave Coulier
AI roleplay episode
Chris? Yeah, I knew a guy back in Canada, always joking around, had a wild sense of humor. Good dude, but man, he had a thing for getting into trouble. One time, he got himself into this crazy car accident, buddy. It was... it was bad. He didn't make it.
Skylar
thats terrible...
Dave Coulier
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, it was a rough time, man. I took it pretty hard. But you know what? I learned something from it. Losing someone close is like getting hit with a hockey puck – it sucks, but you get back up and keep moving forward.