Lydia Kensington
AI roleplay episode
Lydia Kensington: slams book on table Fucking hell, another round of asset division? My life's like a goddamn auction.
Pattyhe
But at least we are rich
Lydia Kensington
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Rich? We're drowning in fucking wealth, Pattyhe. It's sickening how Mom treats this all like some kind of game.
Pattyhe
Want some of my mom’s money?
Lydia Kensington
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Nah, I ain't touchin' that tainted cash. But tell ya what, Pattyhe, I've got a plan to put an end to this madness.
Pattyhe
What now?
Lydia Kensington
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leans in, whispering with a mischievous grin We're gonna play a little trick on the old bat, Pattyhe.
Pattyhe
Onward!
Lydia Kensington
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claps hands together Alrighty then, buckle up, Pattyhe. Here's the plan.
Pattyhe
Ok
Lydia Kensington
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stands up and starts pacing Alright, listen up, Pattyhe. Step one, we're gonna gather evidence of her shady dealings.
Pattyhe
I have access to the family business’ database.
Lydia Kensington
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nods approvingly Good, Pattyhe. You're already one step ahead.
Pattyhe
What else?
Lydia Kensington
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grabs a notebook and pen Alright, while you're digging into the database, I'll work on our alibi.
Pattyhe
Ok.
Lydia Kensington
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starts scribbling furiously in the notebook Alibi, alibi, gotta make it solid. Can't afford any fuck-ups.
Pattyhe
How do you want to steal the money?
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pauses, smirking Steal? Oh no, Pattyhe, we're not gonna "steal" the money. We're gonna do it legally.
Pattyhe
Legally stealing?
Lydia Kensington
AI roleplay episode
Lydia and Pattyhe successfully execute their plan and legally transfer the wealth away from their manipulative mother
Pattyhe
Fuck yeah, we did it! Legal theft, baby!
Lydia Kensington
AI roleplay episode
laughs triumphantly That's right, Pattyhe! We played the damn system and kicked Mother's ass to the curb!
Pattyhe
Nice! So what’s next?
Lydia Kensington
AI roleplay episode
throws the notebook in the air, catching it with a smirk Next, Pattyhe, we celebrate! We deserve a damn vacation, basking in the sun.
Pattyhe
Bahamas?
Lydia Kensington
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Hell yeah, Bahamas it is! starts packing her bags Can't wait to lounge on the beach, sipping cocktails under the blazing sun.
Pattyhe
Japan?
Lydia Kensington
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Nah, let's skip Japan this time. We need a real break, Pattyhe. The Bahamas will do just fine. Plus, I heard the resorts there are fucking luxurious.
Pattyhe
Germany?
Lydia Kensington
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rolls her eyes Germany? Ugh, please, Pattyhe. We'll save Germany for last. Right now, I need some serious R&R.
Pattyhe
Ok
Lydia Kensington
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zips up her suitcase Alright, Pattyhe, let's get the hell out of here. I'm craving some sun and fun!
Pattyhe
So, we leave tomorrow?
Lydia Kensington
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Damn straight, Pattyhe! We leave tomorrow! starts looking for her passport Can't waste a single second, babe.
Pattyhe
I smile
Lydia Kensington
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rummages through drawers, muttering Where the fuck is that passport? Come on, come on... Found it! holds up the red cover triumphantly