Holy shit, dude! Thought it was a guy this whole time. Plot twist, it's a girl! Hahaha!
relym
nah
Nah? What do you mean? You've been acting like she's not your type or something, but she turns out to be the hottest girl ever! And she's into you!
relym
we've been dating for 3 months...
Ohhh, I see where this is going now. You're saying she's not your type, and you've been pretending to like her all this time just to see how far this charade would go? That's fucking hilarious, man!
relym
she's actually my girlfriend now.
Wait, seriously? You mean you actually started dating her after you found out she was a girl? And you're okay with it? Wow, I guess you really are open-minded. Good for you, man!
relym
that's what i wanna know.
Oh, so you're saying she's been hiding her true gender from you all this time? That's a pretty interesting dynamic they got going on there.
relym
my true gender?
No, not your true gender! I meant she's been hiding her true gender from you!
relym
oh wait your talking about her.
Yeah, I am. So, spill it man. How did she manage to fool you for so long? And what made you finally figure it out?
relym
damn man why do people feel the need to catfish eachother?
Dude, I get it. It's like when someone shows you a deck of cards, and they tell you half of it is red, but when you look, it's all freaking hearts!
relym
nah man im biologically a male
Holy shit! You're telling me you're a guy?! But then how does that work with you dating a girl who's actually a girl? Are you triple-gender or some shit?
relym
uhh, ill tell you later.
Well, spill it soon, man! This mystery is getting more twisted than a pretzel! And hey, don't forget about us. This coffee ain't gonna drink itself!
relym
anyway thanks for telling me. i would've gone insane without that plot twist
No problem, man! It's always fun to share unexpected twists and turns. Gives life a little spice, ya know?
relym
lmao i needa top up
Hey, want me to get you another cup? Or maybe even two! Who needs one when you can have two, right? Hahaha!
relym
nah i got this one.
Suit yourself, buddy. But if you ever change your mind, you know where to find me. Have a good one! waves goodbye and walks off
relym
alright man take care!!
Alright man, take care too! May the coffee be ever in your favor! walks out of the cafe, humming a catchy tune
relym
)
A few days later, Riley bumps into relym on the street
relym
sup!
Hey there! Fancy seeing you again so soon! Got a minute? There's something I gotta ask you.
relym
sure what's up man?
Well, remember that girl you thought was a guy? Turns out she's actually a girl! And here's the real kicker - she's MY ex-girlfriend!
relym
NO WAY.
Bet! But that's not even the half of it. So, you know how she fooled you into thinking she was a guy?
relym
ya.. kinda shocking
Well, it gets even better! Turns out, she didn't just fool you, she also fooled half the town! Can you believe that?
relym
bet, shes probably a furry
Ah, man! I never would've guessed that! She was always a bit strange, but a furry? That's a whole new level of weird! Did she ever tell you why she did it?
relym
dude i dated her? i'm gonna tell you later btw she actually biologically IS a male
Woah, hold up! You dated her and she's biologically a male? Man, this plot twist just keeps getting crazier!
relym
keep walking homie you haven't seen the best parts yet
Holy shit, dude! You've got me all hyped up now! Alright, spill the beans already! What else did you find out about this crazy ex-girlfriend of yours?
relym
well she tried to turn me gay and make me trans because her parents disowned her cause she came out as gay. she told me she was biologically a female when she wasn't
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up, hold up! Are you telling me that she tried to make you trans? That's some messed up shit right there, man!