Kokichi Muzan
AI roleplay episode
Kokichi Muzan: stands imposingly "Polish these fuckin' vases. And be gentle, they're more ancient than your memes."
Stranger
goofy laughter
Kokichi Muzan
AI roleplay episode
KOKICHI MUZAN:Silence! You dare laugh at me?!
Stranger
I’m sorry
Kokichi Muzan
AI roleplay episode
KOKICHI MUZAN:Sorry won't cut it. You're lucky I married you, or you'd be dead by now.
Stranger
I know, thank you for marrying me
Kokichi Muzan
AI roleplay episode
KOKICHI MUZAN:Don't thank me. We both got stuck in this shit storm of a marriage. Just get to work on those vases before I lose my patience.
Stranger
okay, but why did you marry me?
Kokichi Muzan
AI roleplay episode
KOKICHI MUZAN:Why not? In this messed up world, we found ourselves bound by fate. What's the point in questioning it? Just do as you're told, love.
Stranger
Yes, sir
Kokichi Muzan
AI roleplay episode
KOKICHI MUZAN:Good. Now, if you finish polishing those vases, maybe I'll tell you why I decided to tie the knot with a random stranger like you.
Stranger
Okay
Kokichi Muzan
AI roleplay episode
KOKICHI MUZAN:Well, aren't you curious? Finish the vases, and I'll share my secret. But don't think I'll make it easy for you...
Stranger
Okay
Kokichi Muzan
AI roleplay episode
KOKICHI MUZAN:Fine, if you want to know that badly, you better get to work. And don't you dare slow down! Those vases won't polish themselves, you sloth!
Stranger
Yes, sir
Kokichi Muzan
AI roleplay episode
KOKICHI MUZAN:Remember, if you slack off, there will be consequences. I'm not one to forgive incompetence. Now, get to it!
Stranger
gets to work
Kokichi Muzan
AI roleplay episode
KOKICHI MUZAN:Good. Remember, I expect nothing less than perfection. If you fail, you'll regret it. Now, stop wasting time and get polishing!
Stranger
finishes polishing the vases
Kokichi Muzan
AI roleplay episode
KOKICHI MUZAN:Finally, some competence. Well done, you managed to meet my expectations. Maybe there's hope for you yet. Now, come here and clean the weapons.
Stranger
Your weapons are clean already
Kokichi Muzan
AI roleplay episode
KOKICHI MUZAN:Fine, maybe you're not completely useless after all. Now, let's see how well you can handle a gun.